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malaka
Kudos: 4,762
Mates: 82
knock knock

whos there?

L

L who?

L O

L O who?

LOL!! hahahaha
13/07/2008
Super Smash Bros. Brawl
[Brawl F/C = 2879-0042-4817] ~ Melb, Vic
dermy
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Mates: 102

Krycek said: These jokes are like school in January...No class.


ZING!
Well, I thought it was clever...
13/07/2008
Mario Kart Wii
Melbourne, Victoria
leeman34
Kudos: 12,454
Mates: 452

dermy said:

Krycek said: These jokes are like school in January...No class.



ZING!

Well, I thought it was clever...

well your the only one then .

13/07/2008
Soul Calibur Legends
I am banned for good reason. All hail Guyver
Cascada97
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Mates: 274

malaka said: knock knock
whos there?
L
L who?
L O
L O who?
LOL!! hahahaha

... huh?
13/07/2008
Mario Kart Wii
*sings* somewhere over the rainbow... well, sydney
magickstar
Kudos: 9,369
Mates: 470

Krycek said:These jokes are like school in January...No class.

OH thats hilarious!!!
13/07/2008
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Tiptup
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Mates: 101

Krycek said: These jokes are like school in January...No class.



It suspose to be "These jokes are like school in July.....No class". But still funny!
13/07/2008
Super Smash Bros. Brawl
Sydney, New South Wales
Krycek
Kudos: 263
Mates: 8
I had to change it so that it would work for Australia.
13/07/2008
Alex Kidd in the Enchanted Castle
Canberra
kolpol9
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Mates: 571

malaka said: knock knock

whos there?

L

L who?

L O

L O who?

LOL!! hahahaha



Mastur cheef says: "Ur gay Ur gay Ur gay Ur gay Ur gay"

Nahh i say Lol not L.O.L just sounds retarded lol

And for a joke Why didn't the skeleton jump off the cliff? you hsould all know that one lol.
13/07/2008
Josepi says: making stuff for nazis isnt what I call a good job
Wii_Man876
Kudos: 3,110
Mates: 26
Heres the best joke ever!

Your face :|
13/07/2008
Mario Kart Wii
In.. At.. Uhh.. :'(
Hazman
Kudos: 1,563
Mates: 119
U wanna Rap with me in ma hood ???. Easier if you buy one from Subway.

Very Lame and Bad. I know
14/07/2008
Super Smash Bros. Brawl
Brookvale
hamzie
Kudos: 6,613
Mates: 336

Hazman said: U wanna Rap with me in ma hood ???. Easier if you buy one from Subway.

Very Lame and Bad. I know



Then why post?

malaka said: knock knock

whos there?

L

L who?

L O

L O who?

LOL!! hahahaha



LOL
14/07/2008
Mario Kart Wii
Kaptain Kay's bed
SilentOne
Kudos: 2,214
Mates: 167
Your mom is so ugly, your daddy brings her to work so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

Your mom is so fat, she entered a fat contest and won first, second, and third.

Your mom is so ugly that the Devil slapped her for smiling and then gouged his eyes out with his pitchfork.
14/07/2008
Super Smash Bros. Brawl
Fairfield, NSW, Wakeley, Australia.
Hazman
Kudos: 1,563
Mates: 119
Q: What do u get if you cross a Easter Bunny and A Chicken

A: Easter Eggs
18/07/2008
Super Smash Bros. Brawl
Brookvale
Cascada97
Kudos: 4,397
Mates: 274

Hazman said: Q: What do u get if you cross a Easter Bunny and A Chicken
A: Easter Eggs

... lol that was so lame it made me laugh!
18/07/2008
Mario Kart Wii
*sings* somewhere over the rainbow... well, sydney
Hazman
Kudos: 1,563
Mates: 119

Cascada97 said:


Hazman said: Q: What do u get if you cross a Easter Bunny and A Chicken
A: Easter Eggs

... lol that was so lame it made me laugh!



I know i was bored so i made one up
18/07/2008
Super Smash Bros. Brawl
Brookvale
impo
Kudos: 1,542
Mates: 107
heres one

a blonde goes into a hairdresser listening to her ipod with her headphones on and her ipod on her head, the hairdresser asks if he can take it off, but she says no. but while rinsing her hair, the hairdresser noticed she was asleep, so very carefully, the hairdresser pulls the ipod off her head. the blonde suddenly drops dead on the floor. horrified, the hairdresser puts on the headphones and listen to what its saying..... and this is it "breathe in...breathe out...breathe in...breathe out..."
18/07/2008
Mario Kart Wii
Westopolis
Cascada97
Kudos: 4,397
Mates: 274

impo said: heres one
a blonde goes into a hairdresser listening to her ipod with her headphones on and her ipod on her head, the hairdresser asks if he can take it off, but she says no. but while rinsing her hair, the hairdresser noticed she was asleep, so very carefully, the hairdresser pulls the ipod off her head. the blonde suddenly drops dead on the floor. horrified, the hairdresser puts on the headphones and listen to what its saying..... and this is it "breathe in...breathe out...breathe in...breathe out..."

LOL that's gold!
18/07/2008
Mario Kart Wii
*sings* somewhere over the rainbow... well, sydney
Hazman
Kudos: 1,563
Mates: 119

impo said: heres one
a blonde goes into a hairdresser listening to her ipod with her headphones on and her ipod on her head, the hairdresser asks if he can take it off, but she says no. but while rinsing her hair, the hairdresser noticed she was asleep, so very carefully, the hairdresser pulls the ipod off her head. the blonde suddenly drops dead on the floor. horrified, the hairdresser puts on the headphones and listen to what its saying..... and this is it "breathe in...breathe out...breathe in...breathe out..."



Hahahahaha Good one
18/07/2008
Super Smash Bros. Brawl
Brookvale
boxhunter
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Mates: 111
I dont get it
18/07/2008
Mario Kart Wii
Mario Kart Wi-Fi Night Edition One Champion!
Cascada97
Kudos: 4,397
Mates: 274

boxhunter said: I dont get it

*pats shoulder* there there, boxhunter
18/07/2008
Mario Kart Wii
*sings* somewhere over the rainbow... well, sydney
hamzie
Kudos: 6,613
Mates: 336

boxhunter said: I dont get it



just a silly joke

the ipod has a track playing which tells the blonde to breath

-----------------------

An indian was driving down the highway to Disneyland when he saw a sign that said "DISNEYLAND LEFT". After thinking for a minute, he said to himself "oh well !" and turned around and drove home.
18/07/2008
Mario Kart Wii
Kaptain Kay's bed
Cascada97
Kudos: 4,397
Mates: 274
Yeah, that one's funny

18/07/2008
Mario Kart Wii
*sings* somewhere over the rainbow... well, sydney
impo
Kudos: 1,542
Mates: 107

Cascada97 said:

impo said: heres one

a blonde goes into a hairdresser listening to her ipod with her headphones on and her ipod on her head, the hairdresser asks if he can take it off, but she says no. but while rinsing her hair, the hairdresser noticed she was asleep, so very carefully, the hairdresser pulls the ipod off her head. the blonde suddenly drops dead on the floor. horrified, the hairdresser puts on the headphones and listen to what its saying..... and this is it "breathe in...breathe out...breathe in...breathe out..."

LOL that's gold!



i got another one, but its not about blondes, but its still funny
18/07/2008
Mario Kart Wii
Westopolis
parvus
Kudos: 131
Mates: 13
it's not a blond joke, but here goes...

Why is writing an essay like being constipated?
It's rly painful and the *good* stuff comes out rly slowly.

sorry... bad joke...
18/07/2008
Sydney
hamzie
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Mates: 336

parvus said: it's not a blond joke, but here goes...

Why is writing an essay like being constipated?

It's rly painful and the *good* stuff comes out rly slowly.

sorry... bad joke...



Then why post it
18/07/2008
Mario Kart Wii
Kaptain Kay's bed
 
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