mywiisites said: why did rerun cross the road ?

ares said: Q: Whats orange and sounds like a parrot?
A: A carrot

Version2 said: Man 1 and 2: Hey Man! Why are you sitting in your car and crying your eyes out? You're acting like some ungrateful bugger! Look at your car, man! What is your problem?!

Man 3: "I just saw my wife on rollerskates!"

Version2 said: I know another punchline, ow that hurt.

wii4life said: here u go

there was a fly 6 inch above the water and below it was a fish and he was thinking *when that fly drops ill get it*

and a meter away from the fish is a berar and hes thinking the same thing as the fish but he wii get the fish

and in the woods theres a hunter and hes thinking the same as the bear but he will kill the bear

then theres a mouse and hes thinking the same thing but hes like ill get the hunters lunch

and then be hinde him is a cat and the cats thinkig the same thing but ill get the mouse he says



so instanly the fly drops six inchs so every thing happens but


the cat jumps for the mouse but misses and falls in the water




wats the moral of the stroy



kinds under 12 turn bak


when ever a fly drops six inches theres a wet ****

Version2 said: As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.
Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on Route 280. Please be careful!"
"It's not just one car," said Herman, "It's hundreds of them!"

Drhobo said: i dont get the end.