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Kudos: 7,313

Mates: 102

dermy says:

Silence said:Exactly my point.

Whoops. I misread. I thought you were saying that he DID jump to the most obvious conclusion.
My mistake.

27/06/2008

Mario Kart Wii

Melbourne, Victoria

Kudos: 302

Mates: 11

spidey81 says:

Ok this ones a bit wrong but im sure everyones already heard it...

What's the good thing about twenty nine year olds?

There's twenty of them

27/06/2008

Excite Truck

Geelong

Kudos: 4

Mates: 3

shyguy16 says:

a guy goes to a resturant and orders soup and then he calls over the butler and says "what is this fly doing in my soup" the butler awnsers "back stroke"

27/06/2008

in kirby's mouth

Kudos: 140

Mates: 7

Chedaki says:

Some jokes from Groucho Marx...

Women should be obscene and not heard.

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it.

I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it

Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

28/06/2008

Resident Evil 4

Adelaide, SA

Kudos: 5,718

Mates: 364

MugaHay says:

Why did the Chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

28/06/2008

Resident Evil 4

Canberra

Kudos: 1,216

Mates: 465

jason_rhcp says:

Why did the scissors and the match cross the road??

To cut corners and do burnouts

28/06/2008

Super Smash Bros. Brawl

Adelaide, South Australia

Kudos: 4,762

Mates: 82

malaka says:

these are my fave yo mama jokes:

- yo mama is so fat she had to be baptised at see world
- Yo mama so fat were in her right now
- Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!
- Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
- Yo mama so stupid she jumped out the window and went up. (wtf? lol)
- Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.

28/06/2008

Super Smash Bros. Brawl

[Brawl F/C = 2879-0042-4817] ~ Melb, Vic

Kudos: 694

Mates: 40

1337master says:

good ones malaka.

A spanish guy, a jewish guy, a fat guy and a hawaiian guy all go to a bar: which one is the first to gat laid?

28/06/2008

RockBand

Insanesville U.S.A

Kudos: 4,226

Mates: 93

BlakKnight says:

malaka said: these are my fave yo mama jokes:
- yo mama is so fat she had to be baptised at see world
- Yo mama so fat were in her right now
- Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!
- Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
- Yo mama so stupid she jumped out the window and went up. (wtf? lol)
- Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.

yo mama is so fat, she dont need the internet. she is already worldwide!

28/06/2008

Super Paper Mario

YOU DARE BRING LIGHT INTO MY LAIR!? YOU MUST DIE!!!

Kudos: 694

Mates: 40

1337master says:

yo mama so fat, she make every big news station look small. i know, bad.

28/06/2008

RockBand

Insanesville U.S.A

Kudos: 424

Mates: 69

Wiipro says:

yo mama is so fat, when she is laying on the beach everyone yells out "whale, whale" crappy i guess

28/06/2008

Super Mario 64

Sydney

Kudos: 4,838

Mates: 111

boxhunter says:

YO mama so fat because she is!
yeh its lame but its a fact!

28/06/2008

Mario Kart Wii

Mario Kart Wi-Fi Night Edition One Champion!

Kudos: 5,718

Mates: 364

MugaHay says:

Not really a fact if she is skinny.

Can't stand Yo Mama jokes personally.

28/06/2008

Resident Evil 4

Canberra

Kudos: 6,613

Mates: 336

hamzie says:

Ah Beng told his servant: 'Go and water the plants!'
Servant: 'It's already raining.'
Ah Beng : 'So what? Take an umbrella and go.'
-----------------------------
Ah Beng in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and
Says 'Hello, how did you know I was here?'
-----------------------------
Ah Beng complained to the police: 'Sir, all items are missing,
except the TV in my house.'
Police: 'How the thief did not take TV?'
Ah Beng : 'I was watching TV news...'
------------------------------------
Ah Beng : I am a Proud, coz my son is in Medical College .
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
Ah Beng: No, he is not studying, they are studying him.

28/06/2008

Mario Kart Wii

Kaptain Kay's bed

Kudos: 4,226

Mates: 93

BlakKnight says:

Q: What do pirates drive?

A: A ship.

lol. funny right?

28/06/2008

Super Paper Mario

YOU DARE BRING LIGHT INTO MY LAIR!? YOU MUST DIE!!!

Kudos: 974

Mates: 23

BBking says:

malaka said: these are my fave yo mama jokes:
- yo mama is so fat she had to be baptised at see world
- Yo mama so fat were in her right now
- Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!
- Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
- Yo mama so stupid she jumped out the window and went up. (wtf? lol)
- Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.

She's got more rolls than a bakery.
She's got more chin's than China.
When she wears a yellow rain coat people hail taxi... (Yeah, thats a bit American.)

30/06/2008

Boom Blox

Sydney, NSW. Hills District

Kudos: 269

Mates: 47

Ballard says:

A man walks into a room and sees a blond with a rope tied around her waist hanging from a beam and he says
"what in the hell are you doing"
the blond then replies "i am hanging my self" the man then says
" well shouldn't the rope be around your neck"
the blond laughs and says "no silly i wouldn't be able to breath that way would i and they say us blonds are dumb

30/06/2008

Mario Kart Wii

Victoria

Kudos: 9,369

Mates: 470

magickstar says:

A Scottsman, an Irishman and an Australian walk into a bar to see jesus having a drink!

The Irishman, who is deaf, walks over to jesus who puts his hand on the man, instantly curing his hearing!

The scottsman, who is blind, then walks over to jesus who puts his arm out and heals his sight!

Then jesus stands and walks over to the Australian, whose leg has been severely injured. As he raises his arm out, the Australian pulls back and says: "Not me mate, im on compo"

Made me giggle

13/07/2008

. . . . . . .

Kudos: 7,313

Mates: 102

dermy says:

Compo?
I assume it's paid leave, or along those lines?

13/07/2008

Mario Kart Wii

Melbourne, Victoria

Kudos: 3,110

Mates: 26

Wii_Man876 says:

I dont get it. What is compo. Is that when they get payed if an injury happens at work?

13/07/2008

Mario Kart Wii

In.. At.. Uhh.. :'(

Kudos: 11,626

Mates: 135

sjt333 says:

dermy said: Compo?

I assume it's paid leave, or along those lines?

workers comp, you get it when you get injured at work and cant work for awhile

13/07/2008

Altered Beast

Burninating the countryside

Kudos: 7,313

Mates: 102

dermy says:

sjt333 said:
dermy said: Compo?

I assume it's paid leave, or along those lines?
workers comp, you get it when you get injured at work and cant work for awhile

Basically what I said, then?

13/07/2008

Mario Kart Wii

Melbourne, Victoria

Kudos: 9,369

Mates: 470

magickstar says:

Yeh thats what compo is

Injury at work means you get paid leave.

13/07/2008

. . . . . . .

Kudos: 11,626

Mates: 135

sjt333 says:

dermy said:
sjt333 said:
dermy said: Compo?

I assume it's paid leave, or along those lines?
workers comp, you get it when you get injured at work and cant work for awhile

Basically what I said, then?

pretty much yeah

13/07/2008

Altered Beast

Burninating the countryside

Kudos: 263

Mates: 8

Krycek says:

These jokes are like school in January...No class.

13/07/2008

Alex Kidd in the Enchanted Castle

Canberra

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