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Cascada97
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Cascada97 says:

Denor said: One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
The blonde started laughing.
This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
This time the blonde laughed even harder.
Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three timThat is so funny! I like that one!

08/08/2008
Mario Kart Wii
*sings* somewhere over the rainbow... well, sydney
Mario128
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Mario128 says:
Why wasnt the eleven year old allowed into the pirate movie?

.............


Because it was rated Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
08/08/2008
The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
Adelaide
sjt333
Kudos: 14,256
Mates: 145
sjt333 says:

Mario128 said: Why wasnt the eleven year old allowed into the pirate movie?

.............

Because it was rated Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

that joke is so bad it hurts
08/08/2008
Altered Beast
Forecast for tomorrow; a few sprinkles of genius with a chance of doom!
Mario128
Kudos: 9,202
Mates: 141
Mario128 says:

sjt333 said:


Mario128 said: Why wasnt the eleven year old allowed into the pirate movie?
.............
Because it was rated Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

that joke is so bad it hurts



Yeah i know lol..its so lame its kinda funny!
08/08/2008
The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
Adelaide
Azza123
Kudos: 11,263
Mates: 192
Azza123 says:
A man walked into a bar.

He said "Ouch"
08/08/2008
The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
''Blades Will Bleed''
Hazman
Kudos: 1,777
Mates: 126
Hazman says:

Azza123 said: A man walked into a bar.
He said "Ouch"



Haha. Kinda funny. Nice.
08/08/2008
Super Smash Bros. Brawl
Brookvale
Azza123
Kudos: 11,263
Mates: 192
Azza123 says:
Knock Knock

"Who There?"

Peter

"Peter Who?"

Peter Pan.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side.
08/08/2008
The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
''Blades Will Bleed''
Matteh
Kudos: 6,215
Mates: 90
Matteh says:

Azza123 said: Knock Knock
"Who There?"
Peter
"Peter Who?"
Peter Pan.
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.



Those are some A Grade jokes there Azza

=D
08/08/2008
Captain Rainbow
Give me a P...P! Give me a...........meh. Procrastination In Progress (P.I.P) =D
impo
Kudos: 2,381
Mates: 116
impo says:
A mother was sitting on the couch reading a book when one of her children walked up to her and said, "Mummy, why is my name Petal?"

The mother replied, "Because when you were born, a petal fell on your head."

The next baby walked up and asked, "Mummy why is my name Rose?" she replied,

"Because when you were born, a rose fell on your head."

The last baby walked up to her and said, "BLAS CLAFLAS YIFRASSAM TASSM POONNFFFIINRTY."

The mother replied, "Please be quiet, Refrigerator."
10/08/2008
Mario Kart Wii
Westopolis
Rapsody228
Kudos: 1,310
Mates: 349
Rapsody228 says:
so a mushroom walks into a bar and askes the bartender to pour him a drink and the bartender says sorry we dont serve ur kind and rhe mushroom says come on im a fungi (fun guy) lol
10/08/2008
Mario Kart Wii
Taking a **** in YOUR toilet!
impo
Kudos: 2,381
Mates: 116
impo says:
My wife came home the other night and told me to take off her blouse.

Then she told me to take off her skirt.

Then she told me not to wear her clothes anymore.


random
15/08/2008
Mario Kart Wii
Westopolis
Hazman
Kudos: 1,777
Mates: 126
Hazman says:  
Q: What do cats put in their lemonade

A: Mice Cubes.

Haha. Good one i can cook up.
15/08/2008
Super Smash Bros. Brawl
Brookvale
impo
Kudos: 2,381
Mates: 116
impo says:
Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital.

One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Ralph out.

When the Head Nurse became aware of Edna's heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.

When she went to tell Edna the news she said, "Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged; since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another patient, I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness. The bad news is, Ralph, the patient you saved, hung himself with his bathrobe belt in the bathroom. I am so sorry, but he's dead."

Edna replied "He didn't hang himself. I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?"
15/08/2008
Mario Kart Wii
Westopolis
 
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