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desi
Kudos: 7,569
Mates: 75

Version2 said: The worse your car, the more you cheated on your partner. Get it now?


Oh dear Jesus yes! Lulz!

As I often like to say, that's what a guy gets for trying to be happy.
10/05/2007
I'm in your profile, deleting your spams for Great Justice.
leeman34
Kudos: 12,454
Mates: 452
Johnny's back at school

The teacher asked, "Class use the word contagious in a sentence."
Molly put her hand up and said, My little sister has chickenpox and they are contagious.
The teacher said, "Very good Molly."
Sally raised her hand and said, "My little brother has the mumps and they are contagious".
The teacher said, "Very good Sally."
Little Johnny was jumping around in his seat, hand raise in the air, waving back and forth.
The teacher had been stung with Johnny's remarks before and was very reluctant to let him speak.
Unfortunately he was the only other child in the class with his hand up. So the teacher thought she better give him a chance.
"OK Johnny, give me a sentence with the word contagious in it"
Johnny was all excited that he was given a chance.
He said, "Teacher my dad was sitting in the lawn chair with his friend drinking beer. My mom was cutting the lawn.
Dad said to his friend "It's going to take that contagious to cut the lawn.

Johnny was expelled the next day.
10/05/2007
Soul Calibur Legends
I am banned for good reason. All hail Guyver
RerunWii
Kudos: 9,485
Mates: 129

desi said:

Version2 said: The worse your car, the more you cheated on your partner. Get it now?


Oh dear Jesus yes! Lulz!

As I often like to say, that's what a guy gets for trying to be happy.



I just got it! Still wasn't that funny. Nice joke mywiisites...
10/05/2007
Street fighter 2 turbo;hyper fighting
The land of Prosperity...ok Brisbane
brawl4all
Kudos: 3,233
Mates: 170
Whats the diffrence between a ps3 and a bucket of crap? the BUCKETT!!!
05/02/2008
Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, The
Animal Crossing
Luke4123
Kudos: 2,009
Mates: 371
There was a nun walking past a pub with another women. Then this drunk man came out of the pub and stood in front of them. He punched the nun in the face and she started crying. "Not so tough now hey Batman". I love that joke.
05/02/2008
Mario Kart Wii
Brisbane
ICC_06
Kudos: 13,394
Mates: 488
which mega party pooper locked the other thread Please everyone continue they were cracking me up
11/02/2008
The Conduit
Why was the juice factory worker fired? He couldn't concentrate
XxmadmanxX
Kudos: 4,145
Mates: 84
ok let me try memba this 1

Four mates who haven't seen each other in ages, go to the pub to catch up. One of the guys goes to the toilets so the other 3 get talking about their sons. One says "my son works with bmw and he just gave his best friend a car for his birthday", another one says 'my son builds helicopters and he just gave his best friend one for his birthday", the 3rd one said "my son is a big real estate agent and sells nothing under 1mil n he just gave his best friend a house for his birthday". The fourth guy comes out and goes "wat use talking" about, and they said "just about our sons and what they do for a living" and the last guy goes "o my son is gay and his three boy friends just brought him a car a helicopter and a house for his birthday... haha well i thought that was funny
12/02/2008
Resident Evil 4
Perth
Luke4123
Kudos: 2,009
Mates: 371
Ummm I didn't get that one.
12/02/2008
Mario Kart Wii
Brisbane
Stringbean
Kudos: 185
Mates: 13

Luke4123 said:


Punch Drunk. Classic!
12/02/2008
Super Mario Galaxy
e.g.: melbourne, victoria
grease_tm
Kudos: 395
Mates: 24
Satan is browsing through the new arivals in hell one day and he is approached by a man. It turns out that he is an enginer and he has a number of plans for the improvement of hell. after about three weeks hell has a working sewerage system, running water and all the luxuries you can imagine. Well one day Satan is talking to God saying its wonderful this enginer fixed everything its a realy nice place down there now. God started to protest "theres been some kind of mistake i get all the enginers you'll have to hand him over".
"no way he's mine and im keeping him"
"I'll sue" threatened God
"Where would you get a lawyer" laughed Satan
12/02/2008
Brisbane, Queensland
grease_tm
Kudos: 395
Mates: 24
What do you call an aboriginal piolit?




Captain. You racist bastard
12/02/2008
Brisbane, Queensland
leeman34
Kudos: 12,454
Mates: 452
Why did the blonde cross the road?
Don't know? Neither did she.

Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?
So she wouldn't get Hearing Aides.

How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?
Knock on the door.

Why did the blonde tip toe past the medicine cabinet?
So she wouldn't wake up the Sleeping Pills.

What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?
Pregnant.

How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?
Wave.

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?
Run, she's got a hand grenade in her mouth!

Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?
Because, that's where you're supposed to wash vegetables!

What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios?
"Oh look! Donut seeds!"
12/02/2008
Soul Calibur Legends
I am banned for good reason. All hail Guyver
moosechild
Kudos: 6,121
Mates: 615
why don't dinosaurs talk?
because they're all DEAD!!!
12/02/2008
Galaga
I do it for the lulz
amrob7
Kudos: 355
Mates: 22
Why does Michael Jackson like 28 year olds.









There is 20 of them.
12/02/2008
Wrecking crew
Mt Eliza, Victoria
smokeyworm
Kudos: 277
Mates: 66
why did the dead baby cross the road?


because it was stapled to the chicken!!


this is for all the s.king fans out there
12/02/2008
Sonic the Hedgehog 3
umm where am i?
nonsimia47
Kudos: 943
Mates: 34
AAAAH someone ask me if im a bannana!!!!
12/02/2008
House of the Dead 2 & 3 Return
USA
AchooChoo
Kudos: 455
Mates: 33
classic one: Why does Michael Jackson love PEPSI?


Because he loves the TASTE of the NEW GENERATION!
12/02/2008
Sydney
m24ychal
Kudos: 2,000
Mates: 247
this blond keeps on calling her boy friend and keeps on telling him that she has a puzzle with a rooster on the box and she couldn't figure it out. and when he came home he said honey go sit down i know you must be tired and put the cornflakes back in the box and back to the cabinet
12/02/2008
Mario Super Sluggers
Why so serious???
Stringbean
Kudos: 185
Mates: 13

nonsimia47 said:!!!!


Omigod, are you a BANANA?!?!?!

How many blonde jokes are there?
One, the rest are true stories.
12/02/2008
Super Mario Galaxy
e.g.: melbourne, victoria
syfox133
Kudos: 8,105
Mates: 144
Lol to V2's. I actually get it without any help. Hilarious.
12/02/2008
Metal Slug Anthology
In the corner of your eye
Djank
Kudos: 1,164
Mates: 36
How do you get a nun pregnant?



Dress her up as an alter boy




What do you call a fat Chinaman?


A Chunk
13/02/2008
NSW
waffle
Kudos: 500
Mates: 88
field hockey
16/02/2008
Scranton
m24ychal
Kudos: 2,000
Mates: 247
what do you call a...



someone finish it for please.
16/02/2008
Mario Super Sluggers
Why so serious???
KonkyDong
Kudos: 3,234
Mates: 209
a priest, an englishman, a rabbi, an american and a asian walked into a bar,
the barman said "what is this! some kind of joke!" rofl
16/02/2008
Guitar Hero III
waiting, watching..........................learning
Breemania
Kudos: 290
Mates: 10
lol clever jokes
16/02/2008
Trauma Center: Second Opinion
SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA
 
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