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If any one has a funny joke then please write it down!

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im sure theres plenty of other web sites that have jokes on them for you

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yeah but if people put jokes in then they can share it with all of the pople on this forum. and besides i got a book called: adults only joke book. and it's f-ing funny!

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RerunWii

How old are you?

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cmpa1970

come on guys, there's no harm in a bit off a laugh....

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I've got a joke I got off www.comedycentral.com/
Bad Things to Hear on an Aeroplane
10. This is your captain speaking and I don't feel that life is worth living anymore.
9. We're cruising at an altitude of... ah, hell, I don't know.
8. Could somebody come up here and tell me what this button does?
7. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Just kidding.
6. Would a flight attendant bring me a martini? And keep 'em coming!
5. This is...uh...this is...uh...your...hmm. I seem to have lost my memory.
4. Passengers on the left side of the plane -- does that engine sound funny to you?
3. Welcome aboard flight 109 -- you bunch of jerks!
2. Good God, Steve! We're going to crash! Oops -- is this intercom on?
1. We'll be on the ground in 10 minutes. One way or another.

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nbo

yer but i dont like him an he pisses me off

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RerunWii

I have another one

11. Don't worry folks, everything is just fine...

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Are you talikng about Harlster?

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cmpa1970

version2, very funny....

Animal Crossing: Let's Go to the City

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Here's another joke off that website
A man got pulled over by a cop because he was weaving in and out of the lanes. The cop got out of his car and asked the driver to blow in a breath-analyzer tube to check his alcohol level.
"Oh, no," the driver said. "I can't do that. If I do that, I'll have an asthma attack and die."
"OK," said the officer, "let's go down to the station and you can pee in a cup to check your alcohol level."
"Oh, no, I can't do that. I'm a diabetic and if I pee my blood sugar level will go down so low that I might die."
"Fine then. Let's go to the station and take a blood test to check your alcohol level."
"Oh, no, I can't do that. I'm a hemophiliac and I'll never stop bleeding if you draw my blood.
"All right then, just step outside your car and walk this white line for me."
"Oh, no, I can't do that."
"Why not?"
"Because I'm drunk."

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nbo said: yer but i dont like him an he pisses me off

your picture pisses me off....but i'v sort of grown to like it!

cmpa1970 said: come on guys, there's no harm in a bit off a laugh....

yeah theres nothing wrong

RerunWii said: How old are you?

if youeant to knowgo to my home page.

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harlster did you know there is an edit button to avoid posting 3 in a row

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JackAz

www.google.com.au/

I guarantee a laugh.

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mywiisites said: harlster did you know there is an edit button to avoid posting 3 in a row

i know....I'v sued it tons of times

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Harlster said:
mywiisites said: harlster did you know there is an edit button to avoid posting 3 in a row
i know....I'v sued it tons of times

did the judge award you the case

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Cham-balam

Many things to say

• First of all it took me a while to learn how to edit 3 quotes, most people don't realise you can copy paste, so harlster will learn

• Don't do thread titles like that, i've changed it, it makes the forum look really messy

• i'm happy for this thread to be alive, any spam and your post will be deleted

HAVE FUN!

07/05/2007 / Behind You....

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Another joke from that website
Things I Learned From Movies

1. If being chased through town, you can usually take cover in a passing St Patrick's Day parade - at any time of the year.

2. All beds have special L-shaped top sheets that reach up to armpit level on a woman but only waist level on the man lying beside her.

3. All grocery shopping bags contain at least one stick of French bread.

4. Once applied, lipstick will never rub off - even while scuba diving.

5. The ventilation system of any building is a perfect hiding place. No one will ever think of looking for you in there and you can travel to any other part of the building without difficulty.

6. Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German officer, it will not be necessary to speak the language. A German accent will do.

7. The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window of any building in Paris.

8. A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.

9. When paying for a taxi, never look at your wallet as you take out a note - just grab one at random and hand it over. It will always be the exact fare.

10. If you lose a hand, it will cause the stump of your arm to grow by 15cm.

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11. Mothers routinely cook eggs, bacon and waffles for their family every morning, even though the husband and children never have time to eat them.

12. Cars and trucks that crash will almost always burst into flames.

13. A single match will be sufficient to light up a room the size of a football stadium.

14. Medieval peasants had perfect teeth.

15. All single women have a cat.

16. Any person waking from a nightmare will sit bolt upright and pant.

17. One man shooting at 20 men has a better chance of killing them all than 20 men firing at one.

18. Creepy music coming from a graveyard should always be closely investigated.

19. Most people keep a scrapbook of newspaper cuttings - especially if any of their family or friends has died in a strange boating accident.

20. It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involved martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessor.

21. During a very emotional confrontation, instead of facing the person you are speaking to, it is customary to stand behind them and talk to their back.

22. When you turn out the light to go to bed, everything in your room will still be clearly visible, just slightly bluish.

23. Dogs always know who's bad and will naturally bark at them.

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24. When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other.

25. Rather than wasting bullets, megalomaniacs prefer to kill their arch-enemies using complicated machinery involving fuses, pulley systems, deadly gases, lasers and man eating sharks that will allow their captives at least 20 minutes to escape.

26. Having a job of any kind will make all fathers forget their son's eighth birthday.

27. Many musical instruments - especially wind instruments and accordions - can be played without moving the fingers.

28. All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts so you know exactly when they're going to go off.

29. It is always possible to park directly outside the building you are visiting.

30. A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.

31. If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps.

I did three posts in a row to fit in all the joke.

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Foetoid

An Irish, and two Aussies, all good mates, are working on building a skycraper and are on the 33rd floor. They all sit down to lunch and are horrified to see they all have vegemite sandwiches for the 14th day in a row and decide that if they get vegemite the next day, they'll jump. So sure enough, next day and all 3 have vegemite sandwiches so they all jump off the building together. At the funeral, the Aussie wives are in tears and deeply sadened by the loss but the irish wife isn't upset. "Aren't you upset that you lost you husband" they ask the irish woman. "How the hell was i supposed to know he doesn't like vegemite, he makes his own damn lunch" she replies.

07/05/2007 / Sunshine Coast

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Another one from that website. WARNING DRUG USE AHEAD

GAP HERE SO YOU CAN TURN BACK

A little rabbit is running happily through the forest when he stumbles upon a giraffe rolling a joint.
The rabbit looks at the giraffe and says, "Giraffe my friend, why do you do this? Come. Run with me through the forest! You''ll feel so much better!"

The giraffe looks at him, looks at the joint, tosses it and goes off running with the rabbit. Then they come across an elephant doing coke.

So the rabbit again says, "Elephant my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health. Come. Run with us through the pretty forest, you''ll see, you''ll feel so good!"

The elephant looks at them, looks at his razor, mirror and coke, then tosses them and starts running with the rabbit and giraffe. The three animals then come across a lion about to shoot up.

"Lion my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health! Come. Run with us through the beautiful forest and you''ll feel so good!" The lion looks at him, puts down his needle, and mauls the rabbit.

The giraffe and elephant watch in horror and look at him and ask, "Lion, why did you do this? He was merely trying to help you."

The lion answers, "That little b&^%$#%. He makes me run around the forest like an idiot every time he's on ecstasy!"

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Foetoid

Version2 said: Another one from that website. WARNING DRUG USE AHEAD

A little rabbit is running happily through the forest when he stumbles upon a giraffe rolling a joint.
The rabbit looks at the giraffe and says, "Giraffe my friend, why do you do this? Come. Run with me through the forest! You''ll feel so much better!"

The giraffe looks at him, looks at the joint, tosses it and goes off running with the rabbit. Then they come across an elephant doing coke.

So the rabbit again says, "Elephant my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health. Come. Run with us through the pretty forest, you''ll see, you''ll feel so good!"

The elephant looks at them, looks at his razor, mirror and coke, then tosses them and starts running with the rabbit and giraffe. The three animals then come across a lion about to shoot up.

"Lion my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health! Come. Run with us through the beautiful forest and you''ll feel so good!" The lion looks at him, puts down his needle, and mauls the rabbit.

The giraffe and elephant watch in horror and look at him and ask, "Lion, why did you do this? He was merely trying to help you."

The lion answers, "That little b&^%$#%. He makes me run around the forest like an idiot every time he's on ecstasy!"

1 word: HILARIOUS!

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RerunWii

CLASSIC!

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