Are wii fit? No. - 4/10

Introduction

Yes it's been ages since I've done a review, and now I've resorted to writing reviews on my iPod, so please bare with me my computer I usually write up reviews died and we got a new computer but I can't use it for various reasons towards my apparent rebelous actions. Anywho I thought i'd review wii fit cause I'm bored and just recently played it at my cousin's place.

Gameplay

So after many random occurances of the wii fit add breaks and much boredness, I finally get to play wii fit. So I turn on the wii and take a step up to the wii's $149 hula-hoop. I choose my mii on my cousin's wii, only to notice they don't have a big selection nor can I be bothered to make a "mii of me" so Hitler is my best representation of myself, I think?

Getting measured is confusing, and the little in-game wii fit board helper is confusing and on the verge of being replaced by Mario and Spnic attempt olympics in "dangerous" fumes and gases (beijing). I'm apparently under wieght and I've made Hitler look like hes just run into macca's after soo many years of hiding and snitzel's in a can. I guess it's okay but it seems i've sorts screwed up the point of wii fit, it's a trainng game aimed to make you "loose wieght" and I'm under wieght? Soo.. How does this work? Well I'm told to set a goal by my annoying little nintendo helper of how much I would like to loose or gain. Well I set my goal to something like I want to put on some wieght, but how do I achieve this in a game of loose wieght and feel good? Honestly I loose anymore wieght and I'm classfied as a flag pole in golf.

Anyways enough crapping around and stupid infomation on the current situation on un-fit people in the world, god damn annoying tutorial. So I'm told to pick a trainer to help me in my adventure to gain wieght using wii fit, I pick the lady cause the guy looks as if he was nintendo's failure to represent a duke nukem like character or role model to sell the product.

I skip the bullcrap and end up playing skiing down hill or whatever it's called; so I line up pretty much miss everything just to find out I've had the wii fit board backwards this whole time... 2nd attempt and it's awesomely fun, for about 7 minutes according to my pig like personal computer.

Next game! And it's ski jump! It's friggen' awesome, perfect valence and maintaining wieght and you've got a 359m record. Boo-yah! 3 mins later; next!

Running, what a work out. So I'm told to put the wii remote down my pocket and to get off the wii fit board, wtf... Why isn't this on wii-sports if I don't need the board! Oh well let's get physical, so I'm Hitler on a daily jog in the town of mii's and I'm following a granny as my personal trainer and I'm running on the spot like a tottal idiot. So my cousin says: "go run around the house and I'll tell you if you need to speed up. So I do and end up scarrying other family members, honestly if I want to run why do I need to have a wii remote down my pocket? Cause that $198 will be at waste.

Sound

Retarded. Wierd voices and music that seems to be no difference to wii sports and really it doesn't matter for a game like this.

In conculsion

If you want to get fit I don't recommend this at all, espically for the hardcore gamers left in nintendo's cult of personality, but it's not all entirely bad but lacks in gameplay and re-play value. Fun family game and it's good to look like a fool just for fun. In theory it's a $149 hula-hoop and playing outside would be a better fitness excercise then standing inside on a glossy ikea furniture like board.

tails 17/05/2009

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