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7 Other Things To Do With The WiI Balance Board

So you've got WiiFit, and you've got the balance board, and now you're fit as Vin Diesel now right? Awesome! WiiFit isn't the only game the only game that is going to be using the balance board but while we wait for that little blue compatibility logo to start showing up on game boxes, here are a few alternatives to spice up what you do with the board.

Chopping Board


It's flat, it's plastic, and it can withstand a knife, so let's get the obvious one out of the way. Take one Wii Balance Board and place it on your kitchen table, then proceed to slice and dice. With a bit of homebrew work and hauling your computer out to the kitchen perhaps it could even give you constant feedback about just how much food you're preparing. Be advised though, throwing it in the dishwasher after kitchen duty probably isn't the best move.

7 Other Things To Do With The WiI Balance Board

Gain Internet Fame

While it's become very apparent that nearly any toned ass can get a few hundred views on YouTube, if you place said toned ass on top of a much wanted product you'll become an Internet celebrity. Don't believe us? Just ask Giovanny Gutierrez, who filmed his girlfriend, Lauren Bernat, parading her booty around and then threw it up on YouTube for the whole world to enjoy. Close to 4 million views and 11,000 diggs later, with an LA Times Article, numerous interviews and one furious girlfriend to back up the scale of it's spread, you better be ready to strip off and jump on the next Nintendo peripheral to come out. Can anyone do anything sexy with the Zapper?

Leach off Other's Internet Fame

Of course for every genuinely successful Youtube video, there's about a hundred video responses mimicking it. While chances are you won't obtain the same YouTube cred as Lauren's ass did, at least you could be known as the funky WiiFit grandfather, if only briefly.

Get Physical with World Of Warcraft


With everything Wii related quickly turning into homebrew heaven, it's no surprise that the Balance Board got the same treatment. Thanks to the folks at the German Research Center for Artificial Intelligence, you can now get more physical with WoW. While at the moment it's limited to surfing your Tauren Shaman around the snowy ridges of Dun Morogh, who knows, maybe in time we'll get some DDR version of those repetitive dance moves. Oh wait, that sounds familiar!

7 Other Things To Do With The WiI Balance Board

Multidirectional Skateboard


EA's Skate It is in the works but why stop there? Whether it be because you're too impatient for the games release or just plain want a bit more 'real' when you snap your spine skating, don't worry, the solution is here. If your bed or couch has wheels on it, strip them off, get a drill. Thanks to the boards existing number of holes on the base, it's actually pretty easy to attach some wheels. Five minutes putting in some proper threaded holes and voila, your own xtreme skateboard! But why is this skate board so much more xtreme than the rest? Not only does it have all the standard features like forwards, backwards, and injuring yourself horribly, but you can also go side ways and spin you right round. It probably does a barrel roll too!
7 Other Things To Do With The WiI Balance Board

Stable Table


While this is another of the 'it's large and flat' type things, you can't help but drown in the shallow pool of irony from putting those calories straight back on using the same device you lost them with. Stable Tables are considered to be kinda lame though, but thanks to the infinite power of iPod like look of the balance board, you'll suddenly be the coolest person out of your housemates who use the inferior method of lap based plates. The men and women alike will throw themselves face down in your food just to get a little bit closer to the sleek white design of your stable table. And once again if you can be bothered hauling out your computer and running a bit of homebrew, you can be warned when your plate is unbalanced and about to spill gravy everywhere.

Dress It Up


Okay so WiiFit is not only meant to help you with fitness but it's also meant to save you time by letting you do your routine at home, right? But surely the possibilities don't stop there. Next time you're in a hurry for work why not just sort through your housemate's or families' clothes and play dress up with the Balance Board. Five minutes later you're cruising down the traffic free carpool lane with no fear of your Wii Balance Board buddy spraying his cappuccino all over your dash. As an added bonus if you get pulled over your new carpool buddy also makes a decent weapon to fight traffic cops with thanks to it's sturdy design and 150kg weight limit.

7 Other Things To Do With The WiI Balance Board

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hahahahahahaha
love it
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Dress it up was the funniest

Here's a game that would be good using the balance board

Metal Gear Step Stealth
Most stealthy action games such as Metal Gear Solid, Splinter Cell and Manhunt rely on careful consideration and controls from the player, so why not mix it all up a bit with the Balance Board? Controller(s) in hand, feet on board, you'd have to be completely still in the shadows to avoid detection. And if you're seen? A quick jab with your foot for a kick to the stomach, or as a means of escape, a shimmy up the wall for a Split Jump (thankfully not literally), balance would have to be kept very still for that one. With all these actions mapped to the Board, the main controller(s) would be free for even more intuitive use, like neck-grabs and fist-fights.
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LOL great work but who did it
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lol great

but i dont think i wanna be cutting food on a board that had peoples sweaty feet lol

=D
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bwahhaha you crazy bugger! you've done it again!
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wiidude007 said: LOL great work but who did it



Robtot.

Great article
Full of lulz, as usual.
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Lol! Great work, who ever done it,
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why arent you dancing with a half naked night elf?
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lol, she got famous for playing wiifit
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euro2008
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Nice! The Chopping one one, i dont recommend as will damage board and knife could cut through it or make marks.
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ICC_06
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haha good stuff

Except you said it was 8 other things to do with the Wii Balance board
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LOL I like the last one
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lol those are great ideas
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Many lols! Very funny stuff Melly, I especially liked the part with the moving ass, that was most pleasing Especially the part when she scored 300 hulla hoops! That was the best part of the whole video!
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hahahahah
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Well always nice to have something else to do with expensive things
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I still just dont know what to say about this...
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Cute.

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Lol, clever
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hahahahaha
this is fun...
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zewiiman
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hahahahahaahaaa
that's creative!
who will do that to your balance board,its just insane!
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Wii_Man876
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Good stuff The title says Wil Ballance board.
adommer
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lol really good. Although I suggest that we give that wii man some colourful clothing. Or how about the wiifit uniform that would be awsome.
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very clever and funny. i was going to sell my wii fit, but now i don't have to.
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Hahaha, i liked the stable table. Very funny
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Free New Skate Board
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lmao at the last picture
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you can give it to the homeless...
FOR A PILLOW XD
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Like some methods to improve balanced property, good idea!
Tuesday
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SilentOne said: you can give it to the homeless...

FOR A PILLOW XD

You could start a whole charity for it.
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I personally like the idea of using it as an ironing board.
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Turn in around and use it as real Snowboard...
 
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