Harlster said: I found them all. Um isn't this thread a bit spammy?

cmpa1970 said: you owe me $10.00 knightsfan! spelling mississippi in an Italian accent!...... lol

knightsfan said: A bus stops and 2 men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated

conversation.

The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention

is

galvanised when she hears one of them say the following:

'Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come

once-a-more! Two asses, they come together again.

I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time.'

The lady can't take this any more, 'You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig,'

she retorted indignantly. 'In this country. We don't speak aloud in

Public

places about our sex lives.

'Hey, coola down lady,' said the man. 'Who talkin'abouta sex? I'm a

justa

tellin' my frienda how to spell ' Mississippi '.'

$10.00 says you're gonna read this again!

Selectism said: It's easy with Ctrl+F

inuyasha09 said: Heres one I fell for:

Truths of Life

1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.

2. All idiots, after reading the first truth try it.

3. The first truth is a lie.

4. You're smiling now because you're an idiot.

5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.

6. There's still a stupid smile on your face.