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Hey... I could use a good laugh... anyone got any good Chuck Norris jokes we can share?

02/02/2008

Perth

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wat i meant to say is, i hvnt heard many and that i cant recall them... and yeah

i'll make one, Chuck Norris is so strong, his skin bends light rays so you cant see him wen he walks around....
nyahhhhhhh

02/02/2008

Super Smash Bros. Brawl

Perth, W.A

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Mates: 74

ShadowFan1 says:

Chuck Noris is so powerful, when he cracks his knuckles its strong enough to cause an avalanch

02/02/2008

Super Smash Bros. Brawl

Under your bed, in your closet in your head.

Kudos: 602

Mates: 35

Chuck Norris's unshaven chin radiates the heat of 3 suns

02/02/2008

Perth

Kudos: 2,577

Mates: 371

Chuck Norris won a gun fight with a nife...

02/02/2008

Super Smash Bros. Brawl

Land of the free, Home of the Whopper.

Kudos: 645

Mates: 56

LOL! i luv that!

02/02/2008

Super Smash Bros. Brawl

Perth, W.A

Kudos: 2,577

Mates: 371

Chuck Norris counted to infinty...twice

02/02/2008

Super Smash Bros. Brawl

Land of the free, Home of the Whopper.

Kudos: 645

Mates: 56

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table because he only recognises the element of surprise

Chuck Norris' hand is the only thing than can beat a royal flush

02/02/2008

Super Smash Bros. Brawl

Perth, W.A

Kudos: 602

Mates: 35

When Chuck Norris jumps into a pool of water; Chuck Norris doesn't get wet; the water gets Chuck Norris. makes sense

02/02/2008

Perth

Kudos: 2,577

Mates: 371

Chuck Norris lost his verginty b4 his dad

sorry about double post

02/02/2008

Super Smash Bros. Brawl

Land of the free, Home of the Whopper.

Kudos: 4,361

Mates: 563

Drhobo says:

Whats the last thing that goes through your head as chuck round-house kicks you in the face?
His boot.

Chuck Norris CAN believe its not butter.

Chuck norris is so fast he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.

Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck norris doesn't go hunting. chuck Norris goes KILLING

Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.

Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.

Chucknorrisfacts.com

02/02/2008

MyWii - Miscellaneous

Michigan, USA

Kudos: 602

Mates: 35

Chuck Norris only has one hand; The Upperhand

02/02/2008

Perth

Kudos: 645

Mates: 56

Chuck Norris can divide by zero

and i think we r all there

02/02/2008

Super Smash Bros. Brawl

Perth, W.A

Kudos: 2,577

Mates: 371

man i love Chuck norris

02/02/2008

Super Smash Bros. Brawl

Land of the free, Home of the Whopper.

Kudos: 602

Mates: 35

Chuck Norris eats babies and craps delta force commandos

02/02/2008

Perth

Kudos: 645

Mates: 56

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

lol so do i, i hadnt realized how funny some of these facts are!!!

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

02/02/2008

Super Smash Bros. Brawl

Perth, W.A

Kudos: 602

Mates: 35

Chuck Norris doesn't check the time - he decides it

02/02/2008

Perth

Kudos: 2,577

Mates: 371

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

i like this one alot

02/02/2008

Super Smash Bros. Brawl

Land of the free, Home of the Whopper.

Kudos: 645

Mates: 56

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

02/02/2008

Super Smash Bros. Brawl

Perth, W.A

Kudos: 602

Mates: 35

The sign for Chuck Norris in sign language is a middle finger on fire

02/02/2008

Perth

Kudos: 2,577

Mates: 371

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants

02/02/2008

Super Smash Bros. Brawl

Land of the free, Home of the Whopper.

Kudos: 645

Mates: 56

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

02/02/2008

Super Smash Bros. Brawl

Perth, W.A

Kudos: 602

Mates: 35

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land

02/02/2008

Perth

Kudos: 645

Mates: 56

this one time, chuck norris sneezed in the middle of a city..... there were no survivors

02/02/2008

Super Smash Bros. Brawl

Perth, W.A

Kudos: 2,577

Mates: 371