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syfox133
Kudos: 8,105
Mates: 144
syfox133 says:

Winnie said:

chucky110 said: Chuck norris is a joke


You win.

Indeed he does.
03/02/2008
Metal Slug Anthology
In the corner of your eye
MB0742
Kudos: 3,378
Mates: 806
MB0742 says:
Chuck Norris once challenged Vin Diesel to an arm wrestling match. Mr. T won.
03/02/2008
Super Mario Galaxy
The computer allows you to make mistakes faster than any other invention, with the possible exception of the handgun
lilbill
Kudos: 1,385
Mates: 107
lilbill says:
chuck norris does not sleep...he waits
04/02/2008
Super Smash Bros. Brawl
philadelphia,pennsylvania,usa
Elraro
Kudos: 5,278
Mates: 84
Elraro says:

MB0742 said: Chuck Norris once challenged Vin Diesel to an arm wrestling match. Mr. T won.



God help me, I actually lol'd.
04/02/2008
Guitar Hero III
Back in Sydney. WOOT!
ShadowFan1
Kudos: 3,207
Mates: 74
ShadowFan1 says:
chuck norris is so strong he never sleeps with the same woman twice.

(take a minute to think about this.)
04/02/2008
Super Smash Bros. Brawl
Under your bed, in your closet in your head.
WiiWillRoc
Kudos: 625
Mates: 19
WiiWillRoc says:


Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
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dude i love that one
04/02/2008
Super Smash Bros. Brawl
In my basement playing Brawl! XD
lilbill
Kudos: 1,385
Mates: 107
lilbill says:
Chuck norris dosent read books.He stairs them down until he gets the imformation he wants
04/02/2008
Super Smash Bros. Brawl
philadelphia,pennsylvania,usa
Eminmelon
Kudos: 216
Mates: 5
Eminmelon says:
Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.
04/02/2008
Far away next to a realease date
Eminmelon
Kudos: 216
Mates: 5
Eminmelon says:
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

Sorry but his one had to be said
04/02/2008
Far away next to a realease date
Kapinny
Kudos: 273
Mates: 17
Kapinny says:
some kids can piss thier names in the snow, chuck norris can piss his name in concrete
04/02/2008
The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
Perth, Western Australia
SirPsycho
Kudos: 557
Mates: 36
SirPsycho says:
God said "let there be light" Chuck Norris said "ok"
04/02/2008
Resident Evil 4
Melton, Melbourne, Victoria
chucky110
Kudos: 2,197
Mates: 34
chucky110 says:
Chuck norris trying to act, that's the funniest joke ever, nearly as funny as Steven seagal
04/02/2008
Ninja Gaiden
Melbourne, Victoria, MarioKart Code (0087-2690-4577)
mick23
Kudos: 121
Mates: 33
mick23 says:
chuck norris said he was going to chuck hahahahahhahahahahahahahaha
thats good
05/02/2008
Mario Strikers Charged
melbourne victoria melton
ICC_06
Kudos: 14,261
Mates: 492
ICC_06 says:
spot the chuck norris joke www.mywii.com.au/
(actually I was being completely serious writing that)
05/02/2008
Super Mario Bros.
ten four to that!
chucky110
Kudos: 2,197
Mates: 34
chucky110 says:

mick23 said: chuck norris said he was going to chuck hahahahahhahahahahahahahaha

thats good

um ok
05/02/2008
Ninja Gaiden
Melbourne, Victoria, MarioKart Code (0087-2690-4577)
IAMColonel
Kudos: 760
Mates: 63
IAMColonel says:
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

Chuck Norris's sweat has burned holes in concrete.

Chuck Norris let the dogs out.

Chuck Norris invented the question mark.

Chuck Norris makes onions CRY!!!

When chuck norris jumps into a pool, he doesn't get wet, the pool gets chucked.

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
05/02/2008
Melbourne
chucky110
Kudos: 2,197
Mates: 34
chucky110 says:
chuck norris get lessons on how not to be a complete knob head
05/02/2008
Ninja Gaiden
Melbourne, Victoria, MarioKart Code (0087-2690-4577)
smokeyworm
Kudos: 277
Mates: 66
smokeyworm says:
i think u should all leave chuck alone, he could have been secratary of defense of the usa if some dude called huckabee became the president!
06/02/2008
Sonic the Hedgehog 3
umm where am i?
MB0742
Kudos: 3,378
Mates: 806
MB0742 says:
I uploaded all of mine:

gamerking.deviantart.com/
08/02/2008
Super Mario Galaxy
The computer allows you to make mistakes faster than any other invention, with the possible exception of the handgun
Nyko
Kudos: 442
Mates: 12
Nyko says:
Chuck Norris doesn't need a WiiMote.
The wii detect all his movement.
08/02/2008
SSX Blur
Perth
dcel8
Kudos: 1,070
Mates: 43
dcel8 says:
chuck norris can play the australian medal of honor heroes online!
08/02/2008
Melbourne, Werribee
jimmiq
Kudos: 1,542
Mates: 53
jimmiq says:
Jesus Walks on Water, Chuck Norris Walks on Jesus
08/02/2008
The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
Perth
SirPsycho
Kudos: 557
Mates: 36
SirPsycho says:
Chuck Norris wasn't born. He punched his way out of his mum's womb when he was ready.
08/02/2008
Resident Evil 4
Melton, Melbourne, Victoria
Wet_dog
Kudos: 1,962
Mates: 43
Wet_dog says:  
There are no lesbians in this world.....just women Chuck Norris hasn't slept with!
08/02/2008
My opinions are in no way meant for harm, but probably for my own enjoyment!
chickenman
Kudos: 610
Mates: 35
chickenman says:
type "find chuck norris" into google search bar and click i'm feeling lucky
09/02/2008
Perth
 
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