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chucky110
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chucky110 says:
but if your searching for chuck norris you wouldn't be feeking lucky,
09/02/2008
Ninja Gaiden
Melbourne, Victoria, MarioKart Code (0087-2690-4577)
Nyko
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Nyko says:

chickenman said: type "find chuck norris" into google search bar and click i'm feeling lucky



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09/02/2008
SSX Blur
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mariosbro
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mariosbro says:

chickenman said: Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land



no no its:
Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris walks on Jesus.

:D
09/02/2008
Metroid Prime 3: Corruption
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K-Man
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K-Man says:
Chuck Norris isn't involved in the console war, he IS the console war.

Lol, i made that one up
09/02/2008
Mario Kart Wii
California, U.S | MyWii, MyPS3, MyDS
BlakKnight
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BlakKnight says:  
Chuck Norris is the only console that can beat the Wii
10/02/2008
Super Paper Mario
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ShadowFan1
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ShadowFan1 says:

mariosbro said:
chickenman said: Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land
no no its:
Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris walks on Jesus.
:D



Good one chickenman

the same, however cant be said for Mariobro
10/02/2008
Super Smash Bros. Brawl
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