Good Evening Ladies and Germs,
I was brought up on Decapod 10 amongst my species. As a larva, I was bullied by the other crustaceans at my scuttling grounds. I came to Planet Earth at some point and became a surgeon, and was hired by planet express in New New York as a staff doctor. Although my Medical Degree was lost in a Volcano. My species meet occasionally for a mating frenzy, where everyone looks for a mate with lots of eggs or male jelly. After mating, everyone dies. Unfortunately I missed the frenzy.

I am the only known person to be judged 'Nice' by Robot Santa. I am a member of a third party. My species wiped out the anchovy. I was once booed off stage at the Apollo theater. I dislike people disparaging my ability as a doctor. I like anyone being friendly to me, such as my good and dearest friend Bender, he is like a brother to me. My life-long dream is following the footsteps of my uncle Harold Zoid, the famous master comedian of earlier days, and becoming a comedian. I have traveled back in time to Roswell 1947 where I met President Harry Truman and was partially dissected by the US Army. I have served as a Military Doctor in the conflict with Spheron 1. I have been sentenced to death for eating an Earth flag on Freedom Day. My species have the ability to regurgitate blue pearl-like objects that are considered valuable. I once saved my good friend Fry's life by transplanting his head onto Amy's shoulder when his body was severely damaged in a car crash on Jupiter's moon Europa. I fantasize to know what it is like to be a grandmother.
Hooray, people are paying attention to me!
WHOOP! WHOOP! WHOOP!

Working and thinking about Cold Beer & Fresh Tits :)