ICC_06 says:

my friend was wii-ing in his sleep
It was quite funny actually

06/03/2007 South Australia

supA says:

I hate the old jokes, especially when the Wii's name was first released.

Everyone was saying stuff, such as;

"Do you want to come to my house and play with my Wii?"

"Ewww, I don't want to be your friend anymore"

06/03/2007 quit mywii //

Version2 says:

I smacked around my Wii last night because it wasn't doing what I wanted it to do. It kept on falling over and never stood up by itself.

06/03/2007 In a box under the stairs in the corner of the basement of the house half a block down the street from Jerry's Bait shop

telljoolz says:  

My docking station uses Wiichargables.

06/03/2007 Brisbane QLD

BlackJack says:

My girlfriend likes my Wii because of how small it is compared to the others.

06/03/2007 In yo momma