Wii Hardware \ Awful 'Wii' puns.

dermy says:

'Wii' are sick of it!
I looked on 'Wii'kipedia to find more, I didn't have any luck.

Post yours!

06/02/2007 Victoria, AUS

Bankrupt says:

Wiikends


06/02/2007 Sydney

kolpol9 says:

wiikling

06/02/2007 Victoria,Teesdale

wii4life says:

i wiied

06/02/2007 Brisbane

Guyver says:

wiitard, wiizel, wiiner.

06/02/2007 www.myds.com.au Melbourne, Victoria

Gnato says:

how 'bout wii jokes? for instance...

what happens when an aborigine throws a wiimote?

it wiiturns

06/02/2007 Adelaide, SA

Gnato says:

knock, knock

who's there?

wii

wii who?

wii-member mii?!

06/02/2007 Adelaide, SA

Foetoid says:

Little johnnies mum was shocked when her 12 yr old son came home and said "James is bringing over his Wii and we're gonna go upstairs for the night and play with his Wii all night ok mum?"

06/02/2007 Sunshine Coast

RerunWii says:

I shoved batteries in my Wii, it spat them out, then my girlfriend came over and turned my Wii on and played with my red steel. Then she left so I played single player for a while using a computer and boy was I beating it! My girlfriend came back in and saw that I was alone and having fun so she joined in again and was beating mii for a while until I got up really far and she jumped on top of mii and played hardcore until we were finished with the excitement and turned the light on outside and found Moose filming us... Usually we don't play Wii though... we just have lots of sex usually, teh Wii bores both of us...

06/02/2007 The land of Prosperity...ok Brisbane

campo says:

i lent my wii to a mate and he blogged about it, pretty wiity and funny:
ch00nz.wordpress.com/

06/02/2007 behind u

RerunWii says:

Hahaha, funny. Good stuff mate...

06/02/2007 The land of Prosperity...ok Brisbane

Version2 says:

I was playing with my Wii last night while I was on the couch.

06/02/2007 In a box under the stairs in the corner of the basement of the house half a block down the street from Jerry's Bait shop

Gnato says:

What do you give a Mafioso with a wiimote in his hand?

Wiispect

06/03/2007 Adelaide, SA

Gnato says:

What do PS3 owners have in common?

Wiigret

06/03/2007 Adelaide, SA

Gnato says:

What do Wii players have in common?

Wiitardation

06/03/2007 Adelaide, SA

brawlking says:

roflmao

06/03/2007 queens, U.S.A.

Wii-Fan says:

how about what is nintendo's next console after the wii!!!!

A: WiiII (say: Wiiii)

man my dad has thousands of these jokes

06/03/2007 Yarra Valley ,Melbourne, Victoria

telljoolz says:

Theres a new kids game out. Its about 4 grown men who dress up in bright colours and you gotta dance and sing along with them. They gonna call it the Wiigles.

What do you call a Nintendo staff who resigns?
Wiitired.

Nintendo are doing a deal with a major chocolate company to make a theme park. Its gonna be called Charwii and the Chocwate Factorwii.

06/03/2007 Brisbane QLD

Azza123 says:

telljoolz said: Theres a new kids game out. Its about 4 grown men who dress up in bright colours and you gotta dance and sing along with them. They gonna call it the Wiigles.

What do you call a Nintendo staff who resigns?
Wiitired.

Nintendo are doing a deal with a major chocolate company to make a theme park. Its gonna be called Charwii and the Chocwate Factorwii.




All I can say is No.

06/03/2007 ''Blades Will Bleed''

joshyboy says:

Gnato said: how 'bout wii jokes? for instance...

what happens when an aborigine throws a wiimote?

it wiiturns



I don't get it...

06/03/2007 Ballina

dermy says:

joshyboy said:

Gnato said: how 'bout wii jokes? for instance...

what happens when an aborigine throws a wiimote?

it wiiturns



I don't get it...


'wiiturns' - 'returns'. I think

06/03/2007 Victoria, AUS

trinest says:

I had my cat and a Wii mote in my hand. The joke had to do with alot of ****

06/03/2007 Tamworth, New South Wales, Australia

BillyARock says:

Gnato said: What do Wii players have in common?

Wiitardation



BAZING!!!

06/03/2007 Melbourne Vic

dermy says:  

Azza123 said:

telljoolz said: Theres a new kids game out. Its about 4 grown men who dress up in bright colours and you gotta dance and sing along with them. They gonna call it the Wiigles.

What do you call a Nintendo staff who resigns?
Wiitired.

Nintendo are doing a deal with a major chocolate company to make a theme park. Its gonna be called Charwii and the Chocwate Factorwii.




All I can say is No.


Lame, yes, I agree, but it's the good sort of lame that makes you laugh.

06/03/2007 Victoria, AUS

Mario128 says:

I really get sick of kids at school making these really lame Wii jokes. Now people are getting used to the name it hasnt been as bad. It was so funny before the Wii was common to say to people " i like playing with my Wii".

06/03/2007 Adelaide

 
 
 

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