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Don't beat your woman at Wii sports... She will knock you out.

Madden sports will not perform better with Gatorade.

Smoking may harm Wii's baby.

A four leaf clover will not help you complete Zelda TP.

Suicide is not an option!!

Life's pretty straight without Twisty (ties)

Sellotape.. need I say more?

The Wii reigns supreme, 360 and PS3 in garbage bags.

Do not let Angry Snowman or Asthmatic Heater play your Wii... Ever.

-DoGGpound

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Comments

Kudos: 2

Mates: 0

fabulousx says:

I expected something different. Lol

Fabulous
www.prankvideoz.com
www.egold-directory.com (Get Rich Online)

05/09/2007

Kudos: 126

Mates: 32

xracing says:

hahahaa
u are funny cxxt

10/12/2006

Heroes

Kudos: 62

Mates: 5

Kal-El says:

Rizza said: am i being a bit paronoid thinking that one of my bum mates is gona hurl a wii mote into my brand new phillips 42inch ambilight lcd?

rizza... what exactly is a "bum mate"??

10/12/2006

Melbourne, Victoria

Kudos: 353

Mates: 63

Trebla says:

LOL good work nice find LOL

07/12/2006

Gold Coast

Kudos: 10,124

Mates: 651

Dante_10 says:

lol dogpound you sure know how to make a guy piss in his pants of laughter

(dont worry i didnt piss)

06/12/2006

Sydney, NSW

Kudos: 29

Mates: 7

psionic says:

DoGGpound your captions for these are brilliant!!!!!!

I woke my family up because I was laughing so hard! Awesome.

06/12/2006

Melbourne VIC

Kudos: 5,652

Mates: 244

thegame10 says:

inger said: that
thegame10 said: hahaha lucky i dont have a woman to beat me at wii sports

ha that sux
how old are you now?

17, turning 18 at the start of next month

06/12/2006

Hannah Montana: Spotlight World Tour

www.mattkellyshow.com

Kudos: 305

Mates: 19

Rav3n says:

"Wear a green shirt huh punk? *smack*"

06/12/2006

melbourne, victoria

Kudos: 1,653

Mates: 117

DoGGpound says:

Top image...

"TAKE THAT , FOUR EYES"

06/12/2006

Brisbane

Kudos: 34

Mates: 7

pont says:

dont git the four leaf clover thing can some one fill me in

Don't stick **** in the grills, I think is the general idea.

05/12/2006

Melboune, Vic

Kudos: 185

Mates: 12

MaDMaN1 says:

nbo said: i dont git the four leaf clover thing can some one fill me in

four leaf clovers bring luck

05/12/2006

Wii World

Kudos: 7,774

Mates: 82

nbo says:

i dont git the four leaf clover thing can some one fill me in

05/12/2006

I am a walking Screaming hell A thing of torture to behold This vivisection Splits my soul A thing of torture to behold

Kudos: 3,999

Mates: 98

MelStorm says:

hahahah quite funny they do look a little like airplane instructions

05/12/2006

Melbourne, victoria

Kudos: 849

Mates: 76

Zhaz says:

Ha ha ha ha LMAO! This s#&t is hilarious!!!

05/12/2006

Kudos: 189

Mates: 7

twisted1 says:

Life's pretty straight without Twisty (ties)

You're DAMN RIGHT!!

Hey, I'm famous!!!

05/12/2006

Seymour, Victoria

Kudos: 1,744

Mates: 83

Serega says:

C_Bear said:
Serega said: oww, i've saved up 7 4 leafed clovers for zelda TP!

... you too huh ? bummer we wasted out time...

oh well i'll just have to eat them, i've got a friend who's done that and whenever he's around i get free stuff. (so far a i got: a mars bar, 3 redskins and 1 paket of m&ms all for free when he's with me!)

05/12/2006

In a galaxy far far away: (melbourne, vic)

Kudos: 87

Mates: 0

Rizza says:

who would do any of these things i mean fair dinkum they must be ****ed in the head.

05/12/2006

Perth

Kudos: 7,774

Mates: 82

nbo says:

omg lol thats funny lol

05/12/2006

I am a walking Screaming hell A thing of torture to behold This vivisection Splits my soul A thing of torture to behold

Kudos: 604

Mates: 41

cfc_4_ever says:

Even the warnings look kiddie!!! Geez Nintendo

05/12/2006

Perth, WA

Kudos: 905

Mates: 11

C_Bear says:

Serega said: oww, i've saved up 7 4 leafed clovers for zelda TP!

... you too huh ? bummer we wasted out time...

05/12/2006

Melbourne, Victoria

Kudos: 87

Mates: 0

Rizza says:

am i being a bit paronoid thinking that one of my bum mates is gona hurl a wii mote into my brand new phillips 42inch ambilight lcd?

05/12/2006

Perth

Kudos: 1,744

Mates: 83

Serega says:

oww, i've saved up 7 4 leafed clovers for zelda TP!

05/12/2006

In a galaxy far far away: (melbourne, vic)

Kudos: 944

Mates: 75

Dr_Bungle says:

Hahaha these are the greatest warnings ever!

05/12/2006

Sydney

Kudos: 2,761

Mates: 76

MrWii says:

reminds me off the Fight Club airplane thingies.

05/12/2006

Melbourne, Australia

Kudos: 1,659

Mates: 92

inger says:

that

thegame10 said: hahaha lucky i dont have a woman to beat me at wii sports

ha that sux
how old are you now?

05/12/2006

Mario Kart Wii

i don't know

Kudos: 5,652

Mates: 244

thegame10 says:

hahaha lucky i dont have a woman to beat me at wii sports

05/12/2006

Hannah Montana: Spotlight World Tour

www.mattkellyshow.com

Kudos: 305

Mates: 19

Rav3n says:

Damn, my Angry Snowman has been waiting for months to play the wii, he's gonna be crushed!

05/12/2006

melbourne, victoria

Kudos: 343

Mates: 19

SkitZaY says:

lol, good thing someone told me not to give it gatorade, because i was highly considering it.

05/12/2006

Sydney, NSW

Kudos: 2,360

Mates: 118

mereshell says:

haha wow ill keep this in mind!

05/12/2006

melbourne, victoria

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