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dermy
  • 1. Get tight grip.
  • 2. Lift.
  • 3. Lawsuit?

Doing this will guarentee you to pick up ANY girl of your choosing.

Submitted by dermy 10/01/2009 648 20

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LadyGemini
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LadyGemini says:  
This is really funny..... hahahah
24/01/2009
Dr. Mario & Germ Buster
Bay Area, California
ethankurt
Kudos: 12
Mates: 1
ethankurt says:  
what do you mean
21/01/2009
N.S.W
ICC_06
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ICC_06 says:  
15/01/2009
Resident Evil 4
Ledgen - wait for it - dary!
Sagerian
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Sagerian says:  
Don't forget to bend with your knees, not your back.
13/01/2009
Sydney
theHardM
Kudos: 28
Mates: 1
theHardM says:  
Woo I love guys who do that stuff...
12/01/2009
cmpa1970
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cmpa1970 says:  
hahaha.......
11/01/2009
Animal Crossing: Let's Go to the City
Sydney, NSW
LeishaChu
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LeishaChu says:  
O_O your silly
11/01/2009
Yoshi's Story
Melbourne, Victoria ^_^ 2793-2030-2210 <--- for brawlz 3222-9807-2897 <--- Animal Crossing Code
taxidermy
Kudos: 1,097
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taxidermy says:  
3.????
4.PROFIT!
11/01/2009
Super Mario Bros. 3
Future
jackoltene
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jackoltene says:  
HA good list dermy
11/01/2009
Animal Crossing: Let's Go to the City
[[Winner of 2nd best reviewer 08]][Winner of most contributive 1st 08][Winner of most funny member 4th 08]
Kamon62
Kudos: 4,118
Mates: 82
Kamon62 says:  
Hey, i was about to post a comment on how to really pick up a girl in your old list. You take things to literal like me.
11/01/2009
Sonic The Hedgehog 3
Claiming ownership over Malaka's conscience since 30/8/08!
sjt333
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sjt333 says:  

Denor said:

sjt333 said: Money in fly is the secret 4th move



.........why didn't I think of that......

because you aren't me
10/01/2009
Altered Beast
I feel like I'm surrounded by people who are just barely intelligent enough to be sentient. Funniest member of the year: 08
Denor
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Denor says:  

sjt333 said: Money in fly is the secret 4th move



.........why didn't I think of that......
10/01/2009
Call of Duty - World at War
The Shinigami Realm
Matteh
Kudos: 19,061
Mates: 160
Matteh says:  
Haha, very true Dermy.

=D
10/01/2009
Animal Crossing: Let's Go to the City
Somewhere in the Land of the Queen..
sjt333
Kudos: 30,103
Mates: 192
sjt333 says:  
Money in fly is the secret 4th move
10/01/2009
Altered Beast
I feel like I'm surrounded by people who are just barely intelligent enough to be sentient. Funniest member of the year: 08
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