Meet the Robinsons - 4/10
Well another game from Disney Interactive Studios has come to every system, but maybe not the game you want to send out to all the systems.
Meet the Robinsons, according to early reports, is a good movie full of action and personality. It’s exactly the sort of license that practically demands a game, and that’s precisely what Disney Interactive Studios has provided. With authentic assets, artwork and voice samples available, what could possibly go wrong?
The game follows the exploits of Wilbur Robinson, a time-hopping free spirit who lives somewhere in the distant future. Though he’s not supposed to, he sometimes borrows his dad’s time machine and visits the past. He’s a rebel like that. As the game opens, Wilbur is inside an ancient Egyptian tomb snapping a picture of himself and a buried pharaoh. When he turns to leave, he accidentally triggers a trap. That’s when you step in and guide him to safety.
Reaching safety means running along various ledges and hopping small chasms as the environment crumbles. There is no ‘jump’ button in the game. When Wilbur reaches a place the developers have designated as a leaping off point, he hops. Frustratingly, you can’t always tell when he’ll make like a kangaroo and when he’ll just walk off the edge and dangle from it until you tell him to climb back up to solid ground. That setup prevents cheap deaths in bottomless pits, but it’s a poor substitute for intuitive level design. Sometimes, you’ll come across situations where you’re blocked from proceeding by a short rail that reaches Wilbur’s knees. Elsewhere, he can soar over massive gaps like someone stuck a rocket up his butt.
Such inconsistencies hardly matter in the introductory stage. Wilbur navigates a few simple gaps and then runs toward the screen while a massive statue falls and almost crushes him. He escapes shortly thereafter and chats with his robot pal before they return to the future. The cut scenes in Meet the Robinsons are enjoyable and the game’s one highlight, but they’re too short. It’s disappointing when they end and you have to start playing again.
After the promising opener, that might not bother you much at first. Then you encounter the second main area, Wilbur’s house. It’s a spacious structure with a garden, a library and even an underground rail system. As you perform mundane chores, you might think you’re just being introduced to the level hub. An hour later, you’ll realize that Wilbur’s house is actually a stage made up of nothing but fetch quests. As soon as you track someone down or locate an item, you’re rewarded by the opportunity to find another. Your patience is tested, not your skill.
If that tedium doesn’t set your teeth to grinding, the play control soon will. Suppose Wilbur is running through a generic underground laboratory and basement (which he does once you finally finish farting around upstairs). As he works, you must constantly switch between the weapons assigned to the d-pad. Wilbur might need to scan an item one minute, then disassemble it the next before quickly switching to an electric shock beam to destroy a hostile robot. Some enemies even require a combination of two skills. The problem is that the Wii Remote just wasn’t built for this kind of quick switching. My hands aren’t very large, so I was constantly battling to swap skills on the fly. Since the Wii Remote controls the camera, too, sometimes that meant I’d lose the enemy I was aiming at in the process.
That brings us to the game’s camera system, which you’ll be battling for the game’s duration. When you’re running through gently curving hallways, there’s no reason to complain. When you’re battling numerous enemies on a platform, though, things get hairy. The developers included a lock-on skill so that you can focus on a single adversary, but it typically chooses the least critical object and is all but useless. The second or third time it targets a bit of shrubbery when a robotic ant is marching toward you and much closer, you’ll see what I mean. Not only that, but you also strafe when locked in that mode. Sometimes you’ll destroy the object or enemy in question but continue strafing, which means you can’t see your remaining hazards. Even once you break free, the camera is slow to turn when you need to make quick adjustments. That gets old quickly.
Such issues arise even in the case of simple exploration At the point where you’re struggling with controls and the camera for about the millionth time while trying to push a crate into position, or to climb over a stack of crates, or to scan a crate to see if there’s anything special inside, or to break a rope that holds a crate aloft so that it can drop and destroy a beehive, you’ll realize two things: the camera and controls are downright exasperating, and Meet the Robinson contains far too many crates. It’s almost like the developers got together and said “Hey, let’s make this as generic as possible!”
Perhaps sensing the direction the game’s design was going, the developers added variety with a mini-game called chargeball. It takes place on one screen, with you on the bottom and your adversary at the top. Picture air hockey with barriers thrown into the mix. Ultimately, the person to fire a shot into his opponent’s active goal wins, but you only win if all of your rival’s barriers are gone. Meanwhile, power-ups occasionally appear and bumpers repel your shots. It takes about 10 or 15 minutes to get used to how the game works, and half that long to tire of it.
Of course, you’re going to have to get used to a lot of unpleasant things if you want to work your way through Meet the Robinsons. Unimaginative level design, poor controls and fetch quests aren’t fun in other games, but you keep playing them because there’s the promise of something good in between. Here, that’s not true. From beginning to end, Meet the Robinsons reaches for the stars but never leaves the ground. Try the movie instead.
By:honestgamer
I would of wrote my own review but who would waste their time even readin this, just want to get kudos. 
Submitted by MrWiiman
14/04/2007
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MrWiiman
says:
Wii-Fan said: did you actually write this one mrwiiman
Yea I did
1 days ago
USA
nbo
says:
I would of wrote my own review
so u didnt do this
mm sounds like what another member on this site did
30/04/2007
I am a walking Screaming hell A thing of torture to behold This vivisection Splits my soul A thing of torture to behold
ken_64
says:
good Review
30/04/2007
Sydney, Australia
Wii-Fan
says:
did you actually write this one mrwiiman
16/04/2007
Yarra Valley ,Melbourne, Victoria
Drhobo
says:
yes. yes i do.
15/04/2007
Michigan, USA
MrWiiman
says:
max u have way to much time on your hands.
15/04/2007
USA
Drhobo
says:
good review! lol any one notice that Disney Interactive studios first letters spell DIS
15/04/2007
Michigan, USA
kojiro
says:
excellent review!!!
sounds like the incredibles and all those other lame disney games!!
14/04/2007
Perth, WA
Cham-balam
says:
man that was a great review mate, it really was
but i think you could have made more kudos then writing that whole lot lol, it's great though
14/04/2007
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