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dexsmith99
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I have read the Zombie survival guide (written by max brooks)
and i have been ready for this situation for ages (even though i am a 14 year-old kid lol
Yes you need to have plenty of supples where u are hiding but u must move every week or 2 weeks because if one zombie finds u , they all find you.
weapons are a VERY important tool to aid ur survival against the undead
but i dont advise a fully automatic weapon because if u are just pumping a million rounds in one zombie suka all u are doing is wasting ammo\
if you secure yourself a nice AK-47 (almost impossible in Australia)you shouldn't have many problems because they have a huge clip size and NEVER jam, so if the SH** hits the fan u wont get caught with your pants down
lol
and another thing
you might be saying to yourself i wanna get even with these zombies and try and eat there flesh. it dosnt work this way
IF U TRY TO EAT A ZOMBIE U ARE JUST GOING TO DIE!
every part of a zombie is toxic (head to toe)
so yeah if that made any sense maybe some of that information will help

i look forward to surviving with you all
09/12/2007
Newcastle, New south Wales
ShadowFan1
Kudos: 3,207
Mates: 74
i will rent all 3 resident evil movies, get some pointers, then grab a Spartan suit made of steel, and a gun and sword and pwn the zombies.
09/12/2007
Super Smash Bros. Brawl
Under your bed, in your closet in your head.
ICC_06
Kudos: 14,795
Mates: 494
We all known to take down zombies you need a shotgun or if shaun of the dead's anything to go by a cricket bat
09/12/2007
Super Mario Bros.
ten four to that!
Dayno
Kudos: 225
Mates: 9
id use the usual sword thing, where you get yourself a nice big sword and just swing at everything, like in your dreams.
09/12/2007
QLD
gork
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Mates: 12

ShadowFan1 said: i will rent all 3 resident evil movies, get some pointers, then grab a Spartan suit made of steel, and a gun and sword and pwn the zombies.



jeez you forgot to add getting another 299 human survivors, saying youll dine in hell and shout "WE ARE HUMAN!!!!!"

I'd get the juiciest brain (steven hawkings) and hang him above a big meat mincer, and seeing that zombies have no brains they'll try and catch him only to be minced up as they fall.

ooo thought of another one...pretend im in wow, taunt them say i have the best gear and that im lvl 70, arcane missles (rocket launcher) and then get absoluely pwned.
09/12/2007
sydney
dsreaper
Kudos: 5,590
Mates: 151
Depends on how far away they are.
Outside my house right now scenario, I'd grab my sword, go outside (too easy to get cornered in a house) and defend myself until I killed them all or they get me.
If I was told Zombies had just arrived in the state like everyone I'd get my sword, mass supplies and drive. Would also make a heap of molotov coktails seeing they are easy to make and anyone can use them.

But I doubt that'll happen any time..what th..*struggle*
Brains...Brains...grr
09/12/2007
Super Mario World
Gold Coast, Queensland
Rus_a7
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Mates: 130
I know some people who live on a farm, and they're bound to have shotguns, so I'd steal my parent's car, and get a shotgun, drive to the airport, and shoot any that come near me from atop the air control tower. I'd bring my wii, food, a laptop and stuff obviously. And if i run out of ammo, I'll just throw wiimotes at them. We all know how much damage they can dish.
09/12/2007
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jotendo
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Mates: 267
I've got my Zombie Plan all sorted out,

1 •  ~ Grab my Double Bladed Sword from under my bed.
2 •  ~ Stock myself with every Knife and Pointy object in my house
3 •  ~ Pull my Dirt Bike from out of the shed
4 •  ~ Ride continuesly around Australia till everyone dies.
09/12/2007
Super Smash Bros. Brawl
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Guyver
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Mates: 185

jotendo said: I've got my Zombie Plan all sorted out,

1 •  ~ Grab my Double Bladed Sword from under my bed.

2 •  ~ Stock myself with every Knife and Pointy object in my house

3 •  ~ Pull my Dirt Bike from out of the shed

4 •  ~ Ride continuesly around Australia till everyone dies.



what about pertol? and with swords you might get zombie blood on you while slicing which will cause you to be infected as well.
09/12/2007
Resident Evil 4
Shut up Slippy, I'm sick of saving your ass.
moosechild
Kudos: 6,143
Mates: 618
I'd El Kabong them with my Guitar Hero III Les Paul.
09/12/2007
Galaga
I do it for the lulz
jotendo
Kudos: 12,590
Mates: 267

Guyver said:

what about pertol? and with swords you might get zombie blood on you while slicing which will cause you to be infected as well.



Well of course I will be stealing petrol from Servo's! gosh.
And as for the blood, my Link suit covers most of my body and should protect me from infection
09/12/2007
Super Smash Bros. Brawl
Voted Sexiest Admin of 07/08
Alyssa
Kudos: 911
Mates: 55
I have just started reading the Zombie Survival Guide, and i havent gotten to the 'what to do' bit yet.

But from what i can gather you dont want a knife or anything that requires to be close to your potential victim and can create a lot of biohazard. If you get any zombie blood in you eyes or mouth or whatever then you are screwed.

So i am thinking you need something you can use at a distance and have very little blood splatter. Maybe i would consider hiding out in the local peterol station... petrol flame throwers, food and i am sure they would be very secure as well.

Thats my idea anyway, but a full kevlar body suit is an awesome idea, you just have to be careful of the infected blood getting in to your system through mucus membrane.
09/12/2007
Sydney
Nightmare5
Kudos: 353
Mates: 20
I'd grab an Uzi and go ownage on them ****ers!
09/12/2007
The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
Creeping up on you :O
Dayno
Kudos: 225
Mates: 9
seems that a few people have adopted the sword idea
09/12/2007
QLD
wheaty123
Kudos: 1,238
Mates: 26
ok for me it would be like this

DID YOU SHEE MEEE LAAYY DOOWN T3H L@W 1 @M T3H L@W BR1NG3R11!!!11
09/12/2007
Guitar Hero III
the arse end of the universe (Tassie and Lovin It)
=ShReK=
Kudos: 3,349
Mates: 435
Go to My school lol its basicaly a jail you cant even get out once your in
09/12/2007
Super Mario Galaxy
Sydney Australia (Fairfield West) ► Play. ▌▌ Pause. ■ Stop. &&◄ Rewind
Dave_1970
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Mates: 14
I'd willingly offer my Mother-in-Law as a snack. Give me a bit of time to put distance between myself and the zombie horde !!!
09/12/2007
Geelong
desi
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I'd get a .22LR rifle from somewhere and hole up in an abandoned grocery store downtown. The security grilles will keep the horde at bay for a time, and I've got food and drink, and if I keep the lights off, cover the windows and stay quiet, no zombie will ever bother me.
09/12/2007
I'm in your profile, deleting your spams for Great Justice.
Rainbow7
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desi said: I'd get a .22LR rifle from somewhere ....



A .22? No thanks, I'll take a 12-gauge and a .303.
09/12/2007
Bubble Bobble
Without ME, it's just "AWESO"...
dexsmith99
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Mates: 75
LOL give me an ak-47 and a dragonov

but werer the F*** am i going to get them?
09/12/2007
Newcastle, New south Wales
Kolpol
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Mates: 573
I'll join them....
09/12/2007
Josepi says: making stuff for nazis isnt what I call a good job
stublu
Kudos: 322
Mates: 14
go rent out dawn of the dead, watch it, and do what they did
09/12/2007
the vines,WA
Alyssa
Kudos: 911
Mates: 55
Oh oh oh... in Braindead (1992) i am sure they used a lawnmower in one scene... Might be a go-er.
09/12/2007
Sydney
gamedevil
Kudos: 729
Mates: 52
iv got the best plan
this is how it goes
all the my wii site members gather together and start taking down zombies wii-mote nunchuck style
or
just offer them all the admins as a treat
10/12/2007
melbourne,vic
Jesse-
Kudos: 954
Mates: 10
meh, im pretty low on brains so I'll be safe for a while

why is there a 'Zombie Survival Guide'?
10/12/2007
On the roof
 
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