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Guyver
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Guyver
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Lets have a little fun but at the same time lets keep it all lighthearted and try not to push the boundaries too far.

How does it work?
Basically one person posts how they commit suicide and the next person foils it for them and then they post their attempt.

eg.
Member1 I tie myself to train tracks

Member2 A model train set wont do much damage.

Now Member2 will also post his attempt.

Ok here we go...

I decide to jump into a pit of Crocodiles wearing meat undies.
House of the Dead: Overkill
26/04/2009 / Melbourne - Conduit FC: 1333-6041-7278 <My friggen bank account number isn't even that long o_O
Venom
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Venom
Its only the one crocodile from that animated show were he doesnt eat meat.

Yay , Godzilla Attack take me godzilla
Super Smash Bros.
23/04/2009 / N.S.W
Yoshilover
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Yoshilover
gee i didnt think soft toy crocodiles could kill
The Legend of Spyro: Dawn of the Dragon
23/04/2009 / Melbourne Victoria
Mintyjam
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Mintyjam
Soft toys crocodiles kill you when it is filled with c4 and you blow on it.
Animal Crossing: Let's Go to the City
23/04/2009 / Swine Flu Capital; Hilarity ensues
Dénor
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Dénor

Mintyjam said: Soft toys crocodiles kill you when it is filled with c4 and you blow on it.



But C4 isn't detonated by sperm.

I jumped off a building into hot molten lava, and as I fell I stabbed myself in the heart, lungs, kidney and head, as well as shooting my head off and pouring acid down my pants.
Call of Duty - World at War
23/04/2009 / Floating in space with David Bowie
Venom
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Venom
Then I woke up

Yay , Godzilla Attack take me godzilla (Mine from above not answered)
Super Smash Bros.
23/04/2009 / N.S.W
sjt333
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sjt333
Dreams can't kill you

i drive my car of a cliff
Super Mario Galaxy
23/04/2009 / [CA] weh
XxmadmanxX
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XxmadmanxX

sjt333 said: Dreams can't kill you
i drive my car of a cliff


your car has wings O.o

i drink poison
Resident Evil 4
23/04/2009 / [CA] Perth
taxidermy
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taxidermy

XxmadmanxX said:

sjt333 said: Dreams can't kill you
i drive my car of a cliff


your car has wings O.o
i drink poison


You drunk Mother, although it tastes like poison
Sonic The Hedgehog 3
23/04/2009 /
sjt333
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sjt333

XxmadmanxX said:

sjt333 said: Dreams can't kill you
i drive my car of a cliff


your car has wings O.o
i drink poison


poison is a brand of energy drink

i throw myself in front of a bus
Super Mario Galaxy
23/04/2009 / [CA] weh
Dénor
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Dénor
So now you have a remote contol with no car to go with it.

I accidentally consumed copper sulfate, and then just a little bit of luminol.

Venom said: Then I woke up



Saw that coming.

Edit Grrr, sniped.
Call of Duty - World at War
23/04/2009 / Floating in space with David Bowie
Kamon62
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Kamon62

Dénor said: So now you have a remote contol with no car to go with it.
I accidentally consumed copper sulfate, and then just a little bit of luminol.


Venom said: Then I woke up


Saw that coming.
Edit Grrr, sniped.



But in your haste, you drink a few more ingredients (i.e: Sodium Carbonate) and turn yourself into a giant glowstick! Not deadly, but you are the talk of parties!

I decide to make elaborate rube goldberg involving lasers to throw me into a giant vat full of chocolate with the density of quicksand!!!

Good enough?
Sonic The Hedgehog 3
23/04/2009 / Claiming ownership over Malaka's conscience since 30/8/08!
Dénor
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Dénor

Kamon62 said:

Dénor said: So now you have a remote contol with no car to go with it.
I accidentally consumed copper sulfate, and then just a little bit of luminol.


Venom said: Then I woke up


Saw that coming.
Edit Grrr, sniped.


But in your haste, you drink a few more ingredients (i.e: Sodium Carbonate) and turn yourself into a giant glowstick! Not deadly, but you are the talk of parties!
I decide to make elaborate rube goldberg involving lasers to throw me into a giant vat full of chocolate with the density of quicksand!!!
Good enough?



But before you can, you get hit by a car and die. (You have to foil their suicidal plans, but nobody said they can be stopped by dying accidentally.)

I'm walking through the forest when I'm abducted by aliens, and they cut me open and but a bomb that can blow up the world into me, and then drop me back on Earth, but I thought it was just a dream so I don't know that there really is a bomb in me, and so I go to school as per normal. Then I find out and I try to stab myself, but if I die the bomb is detonated.
Call of Duty - World at War
23/04/2009 / Floating in space with David Bowie
swordsaint
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swordsaint
you didn't take a knife to school

going to school was a dream

im trying to overdose on broccoli and I hope that I choke
23/04/2009 / Embrace the darkness. Give in to the anger. RELEASE YOUR RAGE!
Guyver
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Guyver

swordsaint said: you didn't take a knife to school
going to school was a dream
im trying to overdose on broccoli and I hope that I choke



Turns out your body needed a large dose broccoli and now your body is uber strong from it.

I try and drink 10 liters of premium unleaded and light up a cigarette.
House of the Dead: Overkill
23/04/2009 / Melbourne - Conduit FC: 1333-6041-7278 <My friggen bank account number isn't even that long o_O
Dénor
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Dénor

Guyver said:

swordsaint said: you didn't take a knife to school
going to school was a dream
im trying to overdose on broccoli and I hope that I choke


Turns out your body needed a large dose broccoli and now your body is uber strong from it.
I try and drink 10 liters of premium unleaded and light up a cigarette.



It turns out that the petrol station ran out of premium unleaded so they filled the tanks up with water to fool their customers.
Call of Duty - World at War
23/04/2009 / Floating in space with David Bowie
CheeryDog
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CheeryDog
You don't commit sucide because you didn't have a way of doing it

I put my finger into a lightsocket.
World of Goo
23/04/2009 / SA ~ You'll find me under Top Kudos
irocksock
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irocksock
u forgot to turn the power on gives a crazy kid a shot gun and threatens him
MadWorld
23/04/2009 / In the Golmore Jungle
Bloard
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Bloard
The shotgun isnt loaded

I am retarded and i like knives
Onslaught
23/04/2009 / {AC} [Name] Bloard [Town] Milby [Friend Code] 3824 - 3252 - 7385
irocksock
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irocksock
u forgot ur mom put a plastic to stop u stabbing ur self joins a REAL madworl (IRAN)
MadWorld
23/04/2009 / In the Golmore Jungle
Kamon62
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Kamon62

Bloard said: The shotgun isnt loaded
I am retarded and i like knives



I cannot understand Irocksock's comment so i'll continue from yours.

Your mental disorder is so severe that you honestly beleive that your Mother's eye liner is a knife. You just end up 'lining' every part of you body!

I have reached terminal velocity. WITHOUT a parachute. I am a few seconds from hitting solid ground...
Sonic The Hedgehog 3
23/04/2009 / Claiming ownership over Malaka's conscience since 30/8/08!
sjt333
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sjt333

Kamon62 said:I have reached terminal velocity. WITHOUT a parachute. I am a few seconds from hitting solid ground...


you are in a skydiving simulator

theres a snake in my boots
Super Mario Galaxy
23/04/2009 / [CA] weh
MugaHay
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MugaHay
You are not wearing your boots.

Your boyfriend stabs you with a knife.

Hmmm. Hang on, I lost it there. It's a suicide thing right......... Well..........

Your boyfriend stabs you with a knife because you ask him to.
Resident Evil 4
23/04/2009 / Canberra
Dénor
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Dénor  

MugaHay said: You are not wearing your boots.
Your boyfriend stabs you with a knife because you ask him to.



My boyfriend's a wimp (he's the woman in this relationship) and he can't handle the stress so he kills himself instead.

I get the flu and go to bed and feel so gay because I was planning to watch Quantum of Solace tonight but I've still got homework to do and I'm not even sure if I'm going to school tomorrow, so I decide to go to school. (Based on a true story.......which is me today.) (Oh, and the me deciding to go to school is the suicide part.)
Call of Duty - World at War
23/04/2009 / Floating in space with David Bowie
Mintyjam
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Mintyjam
Unfortunately, when you opened the front door, you come face to face with the macca's clown who bribed you with cheezburgerz and you decided to go to macca's instead, thus preventing your untimely death.

I choke on pretzels.
Animal Crossing: Let's Go to the City
24/04/2009 / Swine Flu Capital; Hilarity ensues
 
 
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