My Best Pick Up Lines

• 1. wuts up, u from outta town?
• 2. is that a mirror in ur pocket? cos i can see myself in ur pants
• 3. are u jamaican? cos ja-makin me crazeh!
• 4. hey sexy lady, u wanna do sexy time? :P
• 5. i herd u liek sexytime
• 6. Uh, do you like come here often, huh huh. I said "come."
• 7. I can make you feel like I've never had sex before..
• 8. Hey, are you one of those chicks who goes out with guys right off the bat? 'Cause that's what I'm looking for..
• 9. Uh, like let's drop all the uh B.S. and like, you know, do it.
• 10. Do I know you from somewhere, because I don't recognize you with your clothes on?
• 11. I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
• 12. Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
• 13. Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
• 14. So, do you like fat guys with no money?
• 15. Here is $50. Drink until I am really good looking, then come to talk to me.
• 16. and now the finale... *drum roll* *special thanks to XxmadmanxX
• 17. if your left leg is christmas and your right is new years can i visit you between the holidays
• 18. lulz try em and then post here if they work

guaranteed to work 90% of the time 60% of the time

malaka 15/09/2008

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