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knightsfan
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The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, 'Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?'

No one answered until little Mary stood up and said, 'You should not be asking sixth-graders a question like that! I'm going to Tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, who will then fire you!'

Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question again, 'Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?' Little Mary's mouth fell open. Then she said to those around her, 'Boy, is she going to get in big trouble!'

The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class, 'Anybody?'

Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said, 'The body part that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye.'

Mrs. Parks said, 'Very good, Billy,' then turned to Mary and continued. 'As for you, young lady, I have three things to say: One, you have a dirty mind; two, you didn't read your homework; and three, one day you are going to be very, very disappointed.'
15/12/2007
Mario Kart Wii
cmpa1970
Kudos: 9,119
Mates: 2381
ha nice....
15/12/2007
Super Smash Bros. Brawl
Sydney, NSW
dermy
Kudos: 7,313
Mates: 102
Unless she meets me, of course...
15/12/2007
Mario Kart Wii
Melbourne, Victoria
cmpa1970
Kudos: 9,119
Mates: 2381

dermy said: Unless she meets me, of course...



& it starts.....
15/12/2007
Super Smash Bros. Brawl
Sydney, NSW
Wiioff
Kudos: 1,231
Mates: 167
One day old Harry was working in his front garden when a young Billy came walking past carrying a large roll of chicken wire. Harry aked Billy why all the chicken wire, Billy replied I'm going to catch me some chickens. Harry laughed and whished him good luck. 20 minutes later Billy walks back past Harry's with chicken wire under one arm and 6 of the biggest chickens Harry had ever seen under the other. 20 minutes later young Billy walks past again this time carrying a roll of duct tape, Harry asked why the duct tape, Billy replies I'm going to catch me some ducks with my duck tape as he called it. Harry laughed and wished him good luck again. 20 minutes later Billy's back with his tape and 6 huge ducks. 20 minutes later here comes Billy, carrying something else, Harry asks what ya got now, Billy replies a nice big piece of **** willow, Harry laughs and says hang on Billy I'm coming with you.
15/12/2007
MX Vs ATV Untamed
On the race track!
cmpa1970
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Mates: 2381
ha! clever....
15/12/2007
Super Smash Bros. Brawl
Sydney, NSW
Wiioff
Kudos: 1,231
Mates: 167
It dosen't work when they edit the key word, Oh well.
15/12/2007
MX Vs ATV Untamed
On the race track!
Harlster
Kudos: 8,679
Mates: 53
Hahahahahahahahaha! Funni Wow that little girl was a little tw@t, like a teacher would teach that.
15/12/2007
Super Smash Bros. Brawl
Melbourne [city of stuff, wooo!]
Wii_Man876
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Mates: 26
i dont get the 2nd one. the first was funny though
15/12/2007
Mario Kart Wii
In.. At.. Uhh.. :'(
T_unit
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Mates: 1
whats the word that is blanked out? int he second one
15/12/2007
my house.
kv95
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Mates: 482
the word thats blanked out is what girls have there private part , and there both funny
15/12/2007
The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
on rewards1 getting free stuff sign up herehttp://www.rewards1.com/index.php?referrer_id=91785 its real
jimmiq
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Mates: 53
blonde joke, (i have nothing against them) but they are funny XD

Why do Blonde's Dye their hair?

Artificial Intelligence
15/12/2007
The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
Perth
Koogan
Kudos: 2,515
Mates: 109
Ha ha! That's good! I like that. OK I have one.

Why did the chicken cross th...*gunshot*
15/12/2007
Super Smash Bros. Brawl
A house :P
barcafc
Kudos: 1,641
Mates: 68
The Taxi Driver
A priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter was at the Pearly gates waiting for them.

'Come with me', said St. Peter to the taxi driver.

The taxi driver did as he was told and followed St. Peter to a mansion. It had anything you could imagine from a bowling alley to an Olympic size pool.

'Wow, thank you', said the taxi driver.

Next, St. Peter led the priest to a rugged old shack with a bunk bed and a little old television set.

'Wait, I think you are a little mixed up', said the priest. 'Shouldn't I be the one who gets the mansion? After all I was a priest, went to church every day, and preached God's word.'

'Yes, that's true. But during your sermons people slept. When the taxi driver drove, everyone prayed!'

15/12/2007
FIFA Soccer 2008
NSW
MozQitO
Kudos: 1,198
Mates: 68

dermy said: Unless she meets me, of course...



lol 10 times 0 is 0... sorry buddy
15/12/2007
Guitar Hero III
Funkaay Town
dird
Kudos: 233
Mates: 34
Loud, Mad, Or Sad


The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving an oral test.


Speaking specifically about manic depression, she asked, "How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth screaming at the top of his lungs one minute, then sits in a chair weeping uncontrollably the next?"


A young man in the rear raised his hand and answered, "A basketball coach?"

Download Internet

Customer: "I want to download the internet. Do i need a bigger Harddisk?"

One day, a child was sucking his thumb when his mother saw him, his mother said to him." your stomach will grow bigger if you continue sucking your thumb".

The next day, the boy and his mother went out to the market, as they were going, the boy saw a pregnant woman. He run to him and said," hahahahahahaha I know what you have been doing."


dird
15/12/2007
Metroid Prime 3: Corruption
n64, Gamecube, Wii, Ds,Nes,Snes, PS1
dermy
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MozQitO said:

lol 10 times 0 is 0... sorry buddy


I'm sorry? Your mother says otherwise...
15/12/2007
Mario Kart Wii
Melbourne, Victoria
MugaHay
Kudos: 5,750
Mates: 364

dermy said:

lol 10 times 0 is 0... sorry buddy

I'm sorry? Your mother says otherwise...



That just makes his mother unintelligent, not like what you are trying to say I don't think. I hate Momma jokes.

This is quite stupid and everyones probably heard it, but anyway;

Guy: "I want a Wii."
Clerk: "Err...ah, the toilets are over there, sir."
Guy: "No, no...I mean I'd like to like to take a Wii please."
Clerk: "Uh huh..." [points at restrooms again]
Guy: "No, you don't get it. A Wii. Can I have a Wii? You know." [makes wild wand-waving gestures]
Clerk: [leans over to PA microphone] "Security to sector five please."
Guy: "Ah **** it. Give me a Playstation."
15/12/2007
Resident Evil 4
Canberra
dermy
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Mates: 102
I never use "momma jokes", but I couldn't find a reasonable comeback, so I resorted to the lowest denominator.
15/12/2007
Mario Kart Wii
Melbourne, Victoria
Scorpion72
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Haha, these are funny as.

I don't get WiiOff's one, what was the censored word?
15/12/2007
Melbourne, Victoria
MugaHay
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Mates: 364
It's like a Cat Willow.

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15/12/2007
Resident Evil 4
Canberra
dermy
Kudos: 7,313
Mates: 102

MugaHay said: It's like a Cat Willow.


Heh, yeah... "Cat"...
I suppose you should get you thesaurus out to work that out.
15/12/2007
Mario Kart Wii
Melbourne, Victoria
iaculch
Kudos: 2,279
Mates: 40
In class there was this boy and a girl in religion lesson.

Teacher: Who died on the cross 2000 years ago?

(guy pokes the girl with a pencil)

Girl: JESUS CHRIST!

Teacher: Correct, who was his mother

(guy pokes girl again)

Girl: MARY MOTHER OF JESUS!

Teacher: and what did eve say to adam after the 7th child

(guy pokes girl yet again)

Girl: IF YOU POKE THAT THING AT ME ONE MORE TIME IM GOING TO SNAP IT IN HALF!!!
16/12/2007
Super Smash Bros. Brawl
Sydney, Enfield
bigtom_999
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Mates: 14
shouldnt the teacher say

and what did EVE say to ADAM after the 7th child?


funny though.

these are all good.
15/12/2007
Melbourne, Victoria
Version2
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bigtom_999 said: shouldnt the teacher say
and what did EVE say to ADAM after the 7th child?
funny though.
these are all good.

Yeah, if Eve is sticking into Adam, don't want to know about it...
15/12/2007
Super Smash Bros. Brawl
Reality is just a virtual concept
 
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