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Rainbow7
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Hey, guys. Have a look at this site: www.variety.com/

- The dumbest, most ignorant review I have read of any game, ever.

Don't forget to send him lots of hatemail!
30/08/2007
Bubble Bobble
Without ME, it's just "AWESO"...
Version2
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He may be a ****head, but please don't swear on this site.
30/08/2007
Super Smash Bros. Brawl
Reality is just a virtual concept
Guyver
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Please don't swear here, I had to edit your thread title.
30/08/2007
Resident Evil 4
Shut up Slippy, I'm sick of saving your ass.
Rainbow7
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Version2 said: He may be a ****head, but please don't swear on this site.



I don't consider that to be swearing but whatever.
30/08/2007
Bubble Bobble
Without ME, it's just "AWESO"...
Version2
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Rainbow7 said:

Version2 said: He may be a ****head, but please don't swear on this site.



I don't consider that to be swearing but whatever.

Other people would consider that swearing though, also, change you Location, it swears too.
30/08/2007
Super Smash Bros. Brawl
Reality is just a virtual concept
Rainbow7
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No, Version2, it doesn't.
30/08/2007
Bubble Bobble
Without ME, it's just "AWESO"...
phatbass82
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Well, that's why that crappy review is on some unknown site, as appose to ign.com or gamespot.com.

You guys should know not to trust reviews from unknown sites. Even reviews from the bigger sites can be a little dodgy. If unsure, try it out first at a game store or hire it!
30/08/2007
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Rainbow7
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phatbass82 said: Well, that's why that crappy review is on some unknown site, as appose to ign.com or gamespot.com.

You guys should know not to trust reviews from unknown sites. Even reviews from the bigger sites can be a little dodgy. If unsure, try it out first at a game store or hire it!



That's true. - I get most of my info from IGN; I just happened to stumble across that review at Joystiq
30/08/2007
Bubble Bobble
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ice2kt
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I bet the one who write the review cant't play the game properly.
Perhaps he died all the time and got frustated with it.
31/08/2007
Melbourne
MrMorden
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Guys, you know Variety magazine is like huge and reputable. It's like reading a movie review in a newspaper. You should never make up your mind until you see it (or play it).

I maybe going out on a limb here, but i actually agreed with some of the reviewers points.

1. He states that the wii is mostly played as a party console or for grandma to play bowling - this is actually quite true.

2. He also says that the game consists of just solving puzzle and finding hidden shorcuts and powerups - this is also true, but that is the Metroid franchise and not Halo.

3. "Metroid Prime 3" does a splendid job with its "you-are-there" vibe. Gorgeous graphics help, even if they are conspicuously chopped into small rooms to be loaded and played one at a time. - what's wrong with that statement? It's true

4. Those who previously used the Wii only for party games will need a 13 year-old boy to explain it all. - this is also true.

Me, I love the game and am 50% through it. I love the puzzles and the back and forth through levels. I love Zelda and this is same concept. Having played Metroid 1 and 2 I understand the game. Some people don't, but they are allowed their opinions. Obviously this guy thought it was going to be a Halo clone and was dissapointed. Me, I am glad it is not a Halo clone.

Oh and keep you hate mail to yourself.

Enjoy!
31/08/2007
The Big Blue Velour Marble
CallMeRoy
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Yeah, everyone's entitled to their own opinion, certain games need certain tastes to be enjoyed. Me, I love Corruption, it's great, but when I play something like CoD or Halo, other popular FPS series, I really don't like them.
When it comes to reviews, there's no need to bash a game any further than it should be just because you didn't like it.
Unless it's made to be funny (AVGN)

EDIT:

This part I really didn't like:

"...Too much of the time, though, 'Metroid Prime 3' is more tedious than epic. This is particularly true of the boss battles, which are exhaustive affairs requiring dedication, patience, and most importantly, a familiarity with the vocabulary of videogames: double jumping, circle strafing, shooting weak points for massive damage, etc."

Well, of course you'll need to know that stuff, it's a shooter isn't it? He might as well call all shooters tedious. Besides, if it didn't ask for your dedication or patience, it wouldn't be a very good game.
31/08/2007
USA
desi
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There's nothing entirely 'bad' about the review. He's obviously a guy who isn't familiar with the Metroid series as being an action adventure, as opposed to a shooter. Went in prejudiced. To err is human.

Funniest thing about the review — he speaks highly of Halo.

Keep your hate mail to yourself.
31/08/2007
I'm in your profile, deleting your spams for Great Justice.
Rainbow7
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MrMorden: yes, a lot of what he says *is* true but he makes it sound all bad, whereas most people who play MP3 will love those things. - The Metroid series has never been Halo, nor will it ever be.

Plus, I bet he's the sort of idiot who's been complaining all along about the abundance of casual titles for the Wii, then complains that MP3 is too hardcore.

31/08/2007
Bubble Bobble
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Guyver
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desi said: There's nothing entirely 'bad' about the review. He's obviously a guy who isn't familiar with the Metroid series as being an action adventure, as opposed to a shooter. Went in prejudiced. To err is human.

Funniest thing about the review — he speaks highly of Halo.

Keep your hate mail to yourself.



I've noticed that he's received quite a few hate mails.
31/08/2007
Resident Evil 4
Shut up Slippy, I'm sick of saving your ass.
JackAz
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Rainbow7 said:
Don't forget to send him lots of hatemail!


You're a dick.
You don't agree with someone's opinion so you abuse them?

Christ almighty, that's what an opinion is - yours.
What you think.
Not what anyone else thinks.

Most ignorant review?
You sir, are the ignorant one.
31/08/2007
Victoria
Koogan
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JackAz what's with you and calling people di**s?

I don't think the reviewer quite understands the physics of Metroid. He thinks that it's ment to be like Halo, a FPS where your always shooting stuff. Hell, when I brought Metroid Prime (my first metroid game) I though it'd be like that too.
31/08/2007
Super Smash Bros. Brawl
A house :P
Xi
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JackAz said:

Rainbow7 said:
Don't forget to send him lots of hatemail!


You're a dick.
You don't agree with someone's opinion so you abuse them?

Christ almighty, that's what an opinion is - yours.
What you think.
Not what anyone else thinks.

Most ignorant review?
You sir, are the ignorant one.



Quoted FOR the Lulz.
31/08/2007
America
JackAz
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Xi said:

Quoted FOR the Lulz.



Oh, I like you!
31/08/2007
Victoria
CallMeRoy
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Xi said: I'll ****ing send you hate mail, you dick Rainbow.

The world doesn't revolve around you, just me.



Well, now that just a little hypocritic, isn't it?
You sure showed you're better that him, yup...
31/08/2007
USA
Xi
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CallMeRoy said:

Xi said: I'll ****ing send you hate mail, you dick Rainbow.

The world doesn't revolve around you, just me.



Well, now that just a little hypocritic, isn't it?
You sure showed you're better that him, yup...



You sure are a ****wit you didn't realize I was being sarcastic.

Congratulations.
31/08/2007
America
Dante_10
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You would you Stop spamming for the love of the Site ?
31/08/2007
Sydney, NSW
CallMeRoy
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Ok then, NOW I'll make the exact same statement, because now it really does apply to you.

Well, now that just a little hypocritic, isn't it?
You sure showed you're better than EVERYONE, yup... Mature.
31/08/2007
USA
Guyver
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Stop insulting each other and stay on topic.
31/08/2007
Resident Evil 4
Shut up Slippy, I'm sick of saving your ass.
CallMeRoy
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Guyver said: Stop insulting each other and stay on topic.



I agree, and apologize.
31/08/2007
USA
Xi
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Maybe later.

I'll apologize when the American President apologizes for being a ****head.
31/08/2007
America
 
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