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syfox133
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Hahaham he can't take a joke eh?
22/12/2007
Metal Slug Anthology
In the corner of your eye
shiversul
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chuck norris is chuck norris
22/12/2007
melbourne,victoria
jac33au
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if a tree falls in the forest does anyone hear it? yes, chuck norris hears it. Chuck norris hears the shrieking fear in your soul.
22/12/2007
Wii Fit
Hervey Bay, Queensland
Mugga2
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When Chuck Norris eats a chicken he only eats it's soul
22/12/2007
Mario Kart Wii
Tweed
jac33au
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here are a couple from my facebook

"Archaeologists in India recently uncovered a new dinosaur. It's actually many dinosaurs but one is in the middle of all the others. The one in the middle is believed to have killed the others with a single roundhouse kick to the face. The archaeologists wanted to call it ChuckNorrisaurs but the Indian government changed the name to Himotosaurous because it's simply not possible for Mr. Norris to be killed."
"Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice. "
"Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time. "
LOL

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

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23/12/2007
Wii Fit
Hervey Bay, Queensland
ragin_bull
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Mates: 1

WiiGoGo said: Yeah Chucks Good, I have a Chuck Norris Action figure too (Got a Hasslehoff Knight Rider as well but that's another story) BUT Chuck was defeated by Bruce Lee (had his neck broken) at the end of 70's Martial Arts Flick "Way of the Dragon" so maybe Bruce Lee is Better!!



True. But wheres Bruce now?

Damn right. Mysterious passing or Roundhouse kick justice?

EDIT: Apparently, Chuck Norris does live in a round house.
23/12/2007
Resident Evil 4
Gullible isn't a real word.
nancy
Kudos: 500
Mates: 30
i looked him up on google and it said run before he finds you, seriously you should try it you get a nice laugh.
23/12/2007
Metroid Prime 3: Corruption
philadelphia,pennsylvania U.S.A.
Drhobo
Kudos: 4,375
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My topic lives!
I did a poster for health class that said if you smoked Chuck Norris would kill you. I got a detention.
23/12/2007
MyWii - Miscellaneous
Michigan, USA
leeman34
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Drhobo said: My topic lives!

I did a poster for health class that said if you smoked Chuck Norris would kill you. I got a detention.

ha ha thats funny ,you better watch out he might sue you
23/12/2007
Soul Calibur Legends
I am banned for good reason. All hail Guyver
Link
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Mates: 33
Chuck Norris is the best hahah that would be a nice poster indeed
23/12/2007
Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, The
Newcastle, NSW
Drhobo
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Sorry, i friend was messing around while i was away
08/07/2008
MyWii - Miscellaneous
Michigan, USA
 
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