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Dante_10
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Thats A lovely Combination isn't it
26/06/2007
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RerunWii
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Talk about your top glamour shots...
26/06/2007
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Dante_10
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Damn how Huge is His Freaking Opal
26/06/2007
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RerunWii
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Yeah you could bomb a country with that thing...
26/06/2007
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Dante_10
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And end world poverty if it was Edible
26/06/2007
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RerunWii
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Yeah I reakon... I can't believe I didn't notice that first...
26/06/2007
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Dante_10
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lol i was too Busy looking at his pores
26/06/2007
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Omi
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Ahhh! How creepy is that picture?! Steven Seagal trying to look sexy...ewww

Dante_10 said: Lol look at his Face you see all these Weird Coloured Dots Everywhere


I think that's just because of the bad quality of desi's scanner.
26/06/2007
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In the vegie patch
Dante_10
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Or Its really his face...
26/06/2007
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desi
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Omi said: I think that's just because of the bad quality of desi's scanner.


If you're trying to say that I own Mr. Seagal's Songs From The Crystal Cave, you can leave right now!

Even though it is a commendable album.
26/06/2007
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LostDjinn
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Holy crap!! Desi is this pic real?? That rocks jocks!! What can't this guy do? I mean apart from act.

Note: This guy really can fight he's just bad at acting. I guess that makes him the opposite to most Hollywood tough guy's.

Hahahahahaha. I still can't get over your picture desi.
26/06/2007
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the-o
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WiiGoGo said: Yeah Chucks Good, I have a Chuck Norris Action figure too (Got a Hasslehoff Knight Rider as well but that's another story) BUT Chuck was defeated by Bruce Lee (had his neck broken) at the end of 70's Martial Arts Flick "Way of the Dragon" so maybe Bruce Lee is Better!!

dude... u better watch ure back chuk will be nockin on your door very soon.
26/06/2007
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Dante_10
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Dear God !

Does he Trim his Eyebrows ?
26/06/2007
Sydney, NSW
brawlking
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chuck norris jokes are old but that doesnt stop them from being funny. jus the other day my friend was like,

"when chuck norris walks into a burger king and orders a bic mac, he gets it."

lol at first i was like wtf? and then i figured it out and cracked up.
26/06/2007
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Dante_10
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Oh lol it took me like 10 minutes to figure it out, He's in burger king
26/06/2007
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desi
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LostDjinn said:
Holy crap!! Desi is this pic real?? That rocks jocks!! What can't this guy do? I mean apart from act.

Note: This guy really can fight he's just bad at acting. I guess that makes him the opposite to most Hollywood tough guy's.

Hahahahahaha. I still can't get over your picture desi.


The album and the power drink are both real products. No fooling. No one could simply fabricate something as awesome as this stuff.
26/06/2007
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Dante_10
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Don't you think this thread should die now just like Steven Seagal Should... ?
26/06/2007
Sydney, NSW
LostDjinn
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Dante_10 said: Don't you think this thread should die now just like Steven Seagal Should... ?



Dante, one mans hero is another mans knob jockey. Let's face it, Steven Seagal is his own hero which make him everyone else's...well you get the point. That's what makes this so funny. Oh god I still can't get over desi's pic of big Steve's cd.
26/06/2007
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RerunWii
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HEY, everyone! let's resurrect another one of action's douchebag D-students, it's Jean Claude-Van-Damme time!

26/06/2007
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desi
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Van Damme? Another legend. He also should also release an album, and I don't mean a collection of movie soundtracks.

Why no love for Sylvester Stallone? Demolition Man was the perfect balance of cliche and hokey.
27/06/2007
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RerunWii
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Yes but Stallone actually has some merit...

"also should also"?
27/06/2007
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chucky110
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my favourite fact is that he is a dickhead and can't act fr **** and that the texas ranger show was lame arse crap
27/06/2007
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Dante_10
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Lol, Is that Van Damme Pornography ?
27/06/2007
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leeman34
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news.ninemsn.com.au/
AP - Tough-guy actor and martial arts expert Chuck Norris has sued publisher Penguin over a book he claims unfairly exploits his famous name, based on a satirical internet list of "mythical facts" about him.

Penguin published The Truth About Chuck Norris: 400 facts about the World's Greatest Human in November.

Author Ian Spector, an undergraduate at Brown University, and two websites he runs to promote the book, including www.truthaboutchuck.com, are also named in the suit.

The book capitalises on "mythical facts" that have been circulating on the internet since 2005 that poke fun at Norris's tough-guy image and super-human abilities, the suit said.


It includes such humorous "facts" as "Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried" and "Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits," the suit said, as well as "Chuck Norris can charge a cell phone by rubbing it against his beard."

"Some of the 'facts' in the book are racist, lewd or portray Mr Norris as engaged in illegal activities," the lawsuit alleges.

Norris, who rose to fame
22/12/2007
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leeman34
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continued,,,,,,,in the 1970s and 1980s as the star of such films as The Delta Force and Missing in Action, says the book's title would mislead readers into thinking the facts were true.

"Defendants have misappropriated and exploited Mr Norris's name and likeness without authorisation for their own commercial profit," said the lawsuit.

The suit, filed in Manhattan federal court, seeks unspecified monetary damages for trademark infringement, unjust enrichment and privacy rights.

Norris, whose real name is Carlos Ray Norris, claims in the suit he is protective of what his name is associated with. He has recently made US headlines for backing Republican presidential candidate former Arkansas governor Mike Huckabee.

Norris, an author himself of fiction and non-fiction books, has been in more than 20 films. The actor was a six-time undefeated World Professional Middle Weight Karate champion who in 1997 became the first man in the Western Hemisphere to be awarded an 8th degree Black Belt Grand Master recognition in the Tae Kwon Do system, the suit said.

A spokesman for Penguin was not immediately available for comment.
22/12/2007
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