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The Truth about Matteh

Guyver
  • 1. He's smooth pimp with playa moves
  • 2. He acts sensive to bring in the ladies
  • 3. He has a uncontrolable camera fettish, he even has a shoe cam o_O
  • 4. He links us to questionable videos in the admin thread that often gets blocked by our work places
  • 5. He doesn't get waxed he plucks each hair off his body with tweezers...ALL hair
  • 6. When he ends his posts with =D it's actually an abreviation of a wang
  • 7. K-Man has a man crush on him
  • 8. "The customers I deal with annoy me" actually means I was hired for a hens night as a stripper and I got eaten alive
  • 9. He's that vampire dude from Twilight
  • 10. He can't belive it's not butter
  • 11. He's one of our best admins :)
  • 12. Sparkle sparkle

There's somethings you might know about him and somethings that have been hidden away in the admin threads. Here's the truth o_O about the "real" Matteh!

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Guyver
Guyver 12/11/2009
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renagadez
Kudos: 18,435
Mates: 106
renagadez  
Kman has a man crush on everyone. =P
Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, The
12/11/2009 / [FC Brawl: 0430-9767-5684] Email: renagades187@hotmail.com--Sydney, New South Wales
malaka
Kudos: 25,853
Mates: 165
malaka  
yay i luv matteh
Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles: The Crystal Bearers
12/11/2009 / ~[SS]~[CA]~ {Brawl ~ 2879 0042 4817} {Brawl Name ~ Pete}
SyRiAn2Nv
Kudos: 11,314
Mates: 32
SyRiAn2Nv  
Who the hell's Mattie?
Mario Kart Wii
12/11/2009 / 1 hour / 1 day / 1 week / 1 month / 1 year / 1 decade / 1 century / 1 millenium
Guyver
Kudos: 33,278
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Guyver  

renagadez said: Kman has a man crush on everyone. =P



This is true but he cries when we leave him out of things.
House of the Dead: Overkill
12/11/2009 / Melbourne - Conduit FC: 1333-6041-7278 <My friggen bank account number isn't even that long o_O
Toki
Kudos: 7,508
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Toki  

SyRiAn2Nv said: Who the hell's Mattie?


Your wife.

#9
I knew it! his facebook was covered in twilight posters
Tales of Symphonia: Dawn of the New World
12/11/2009 / QLD, Gold Coast SSBB FC: 2707-1576-2219 (wifi name Jesus)
ICC_06
Kudos: 24,185
Mates: 552
ICC_06  
True story.
New Super Mario Bros. Wii
12/11/2009 / Adelaide / The eyes are the groin of the face
sjt333
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sjt333  
Sparkle
New Super Mario Bros. Wii
13/11/2009 / [CA] That's the beauty of it. It doesn't do anything!
taxidermy
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Mates: 50
taxidermy  
Matteh is teh awesumz >:3
13/11/2009 / :3
Mintyjam
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Mintyjam  
What the hell is sensive?
Animal Crossing: Let's Go to the City
13/11/2009 / Swine Flu Capital; Hilarity ensues
K-M4N
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Mates: 251
K-M4N  

renagadez said: Kman has a man crush on everyone. =P

This.

Guyver said: This is true but he cries when we leave him out of things.

I blame the region differences.
Metroid Prime Trilogy
13/11/2009 / [California, U.S | MyWii, MyDS, MyPS3, MyFrag]
luigi676
Kudos: 4,487
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luigi676  
10 comments 10 votes, Guyver's spelling is of a 10 year old.
Super Mario Galaxy
13/11/2009 / soup:lame chowder:sweet
Matteh
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Matteh  
Aww I love it! And it's all true(kinda, lol)! Thank you Guyver!

To be honest. I was quite frightened to see what this was about haha.

=D
New Super Mario Bros. Wii
13/11/2009 / QLD, Brisbane.
Guyver
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Guyver  

Matteh said: Aww I love it! And it's all true(kinda, lol)! Thank you Guyver!
To be honest. I was quite frightened to see what this was about haha.
=D




This is the censored version
House of the Dead: Overkill
13/11/2009 / Melbourne - Conduit FC: 1333-6041-7278 <My friggen bank account number isn't even that long o_O
dossaer
Kudos: 15,465
Mates: 216
dossaer  

Guyver said:

Matteh said: Aww I love it! And it's all true(kinda, lol)! Thank you Guyver!
To be honest. I was quite frightened to see what this was about haha.
=D


This is the censored version



Guyver speaks the truth stumpy *nods*
Metroid Prime Trilogy
13/11/2009 / Final dungeon - Ocarina of Clank
K-M4N
Kudos: 32,746
Mates: 251
K-M4N  
Uncensored version available at our Admin thread.
Metroid Prime Trilogy
13/11/2009 / [California, U.S | MyWii, MyDS, MyPS3, MyFrag]
Codeman34
Kudos: 498
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Codeman34  

renagadez said: Kman has a man crush on everyone. =P


Animal Crossing: Let's Go to the City
13/11/2009 / melbourne, victoria
K-M4N
Kudos: 32,746
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K-M4N  
'Cept you Codeman.
Metroid Prime Trilogy
13/11/2009 / [California, U.S | MyWii, MyDS, MyPS3, MyFrag]
Tia
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Tia  

K-M4N said: Uncensored version available at our Admin thread.


Can't you just leave the door open a little bit?
Mario Kart Wii
13/11/2009 /
K-M4N
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K-M4N  

Tia said:Can't you just leave the door open a little bit?

Nahhhhhhhh, you have to earn it.
Metroid Prime Trilogy
13/11/2009 / [California, U.S | MyWii, MyDS, MyPS3, MyFrag]
Speedyg
Kudos: 6,516
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Speedyg  

Mintyjam said: What the hell is sensive?


GTFO

Ohh Hai
Wii Sports: Resort
13/11/2009 / At My PC!
Guyver
Kudos: 33,278
Mates: 271
Guyver  

Tia said:

K-M4N said: Uncensored version available at our Admin thread.


Can't you just leave the door open a little bit?



It's locked for your own safety
House of the Dead: Overkill
13/11/2009 / Melbourne - Conduit FC: 1333-6041-7278 <My friggen bank account number isn't even that long o_O
KK1387
Kudos: 15,698
Mates: 78
KK1387  

Guyver said:

Tia said:

K-M4N said: Uncensored version available at our Admin thread.


Can't you just leave the door open a little bit?


It's locked for your own safety


I have no doubts about that.

The things that could be going on in there... It's too much to think about.
Metroid Prime Trilogy
13/11/2009 / "There is no witness so dreadful, no accuser so terrible as the conscience that dwells in the heart of every man."
K-M4N
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K-M4N  
Most of the smut in there is caused by me!
Metroid Prime Trilogy
13/11/2009 / [California, U.S | MyWii, MyDS, MyPS3, MyFrag]
CheeryDog
Kudos: 22,265
Mates: 224
CheeryDog  

K-M4N said: Most of the smut in there is caused by me!


Really, I though it would of been Joe
New Super Mario Bros. Wii
13/11/2009 / SA ~ normal for a given value of not normal
K-M4N
Kudos: 32,746
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K-M4N  
Joe has been absent lately so I took his place.
Metroid Prime Trilogy
13/11/2009 / [California, U.S | MyWii, MyDS, MyPS3, MyFrag]
Dénor
Kudos: 24,064
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Dénor  
Yay for teh Mat!
Call of Duty - World at War
6 days / Floating in space with David Bowie
Djstudios
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Djstudios  
I KNEW IT! I JUST KNEW IT! >:)
New Super Mario Bros. Wii
4 days / Chicago, Illinois
BBking
Kudos: 7,181
Mates: 70
BBking  
Pfft!!!!

Ten. Hahaha!!! XD

Are you trying to say he's Fabio? The most beautiful man in the comos?

Tiger Wood PGA Tour 10
4 days / Sydney, NSW. Hills District
 
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