Nuttermonk says:  

K-Man said: how is this game rated "M"?

8 hours ago The spinny chair of doom!, Queensland.

jaycadiram says:  

Perhaps this was meant to be called 'Escape from Dud Island'? I don't know... I feel bad for the people that made this game 'cause they were obviously trying really hard but just didn't quite get there... Sad.

6 days ago Ipswich, Queensland

jotendo says:  

this game looks that shi!t

i hope they just give up on this game and never release it to save themselves the embarrassment

07/30/2007 oh god where am i?! *cry*

curby says:  

LOOKs so awsome.
IF IT WAS MADE BY THREE BLIND RETARTED MONKEYS.

07/24/2007 I am in a distant realm of imagination..Ok im at home :(

K-Man says:  

how is this game rated "M"?

07/10/2007 California, U.S

chubby says:  

I killed a puppy after playing this
yes it is that bad

07/09/2007 computer

Firzen45 says:  

omg i just threw up by looking at case cover.

06/27/2007 Sarasota, Florida (USA)

Noremac says:  

YEAH NEOMILKMAN! you reminded me what a real rant is, which reminds me, I aint finished with this game yet!

You know what realy makes me mad, EVERYTHING, buying this game would be like walking into store, and asking for a pretty flower nicely ladled with some happy feelings and a BIG PUNCH IN THE NUTS FOR BEING SO DAMN STUPID... wait, no nothing like that, that would be way too "explicit" for this game, and probably too cool.

I mean the screens werent too bad, you know, bugs=creepy etc.

.........
......
...

IN HELL.

Rather piss a cactus.

"WATCH OUT CAPCOM, the resident evil killer is here"

06/13/2007 Melbourne, Victoria

NeoMilkman says:  

GAME DESIGNER:ohh....yehhhh...mmh thats some good hashish...so anyway fredric the clown, let me pitch an idea to you...theres going to be this....umm....lets call it a...l...la....LAND MASS...and this land mass is going to be in...umm....water...yes water! like bath water! wait...no baths not big enough...it can be in...somthing....called....annnnnnn...OCEAN! yes lets create somthing called an OCEAN! its means...alot of water....like, a f#@k load of water dude....and on this 'land mass' theres gonna be too kids...and they got there...by walking through....a....closet....wait thats not original.....ok, they walk through a...c....cl....CLOSET! YES a closet...they walk through this closet to arrive at this land mass......and on this land mass...with the children...is.....ANOTHER CLOSET! yes...but this closet is different....its green.....wow, green, thats trippy...but not like a green green....more the green color of the walls that are melting around me *points to melting walls, fredric the clown nods* this closet was put here by....ZEUS! yes Zeus put it there, and kept his winder jackets there..BUT the closet was magical...and more kids come out of that....then....THEY...TURNED...INTO....BUGS! yes i know fredric...i am a genius...so then the magical green closet which likes bugg...oh by the way the green closet is called Yohn...so magical green closet Yohn...or the M.G.C.Y. press Ctrl+C to copy the bug children....THEN presses Ctrl+V x 100,000,000 TIMES! because Zeus left his

06/13/2007

NeoMilkman says:  

Zeus left his magical keyboard in the M.G.C.Y because he upgraded to a wireless keyboard...but thats beside the point Fredric the clown, we must focus and stay on task, we are creating gaming history right now! So anyway then the 100,000,002 bugs get hungry...and the two children that appear on the front cover of the game, well i imagine they will be there...look appetising to the 100,000,002 bugs...and they must kill the 100,000,002 bugs...otherwise...the WILL BE EATEN...because bugs like eating children...oh and did i mention the guy from hunny i shrunk the kids left a SIZE-A-TROMIC-RAY-LASER-GUN on the island which made the bugs A-BAZ-ILLION-TIMES-BIGGER!!!!!!!!!! sooo anyway the kids manage to find guns in the closet...because it was an american closet...then run around the island killing all 100,00,002 bugs...i suppose you could even say...they were...TRYING....TO...ESCAPE! because there closet run away and eloped with M.G.C.Y....because...welll...closets have needs as well...and along the chilrens journey they will find save points...and ammo....and health.....just randomly lying around this land mass.....just because...then! there will be the last 2 bugs...the children bugs...the children will fine a special gun which will change the children bugs back to normal children...then to give the game a

06/13/2007

NeoMilkman says:  

game a M-rating....they will have sex....find the closets....but before going home give birth to half-bug children, leaving room for a sequal....roll credits....and i think we will give it a real original name like...THE KIDS WHO WENT INTO THE CLOSET AND ARRIVED ON A LAND MASS WHICH HAD MAGICALLY BEEN FILLED WITH 100,000,002 BUGS WHICH TRIED TO KILL THEM BUT IN THE ENDS THEY HAD SEX AND LIVED HAPPILY ON THE LAND MASS THAT WAS LOCATED IN THE OCEAN!!! whats was that fredric the clown? yess the box isnt that big....how about...we.call it....ESCAPE FROM BUG ISLAND!!! what do you think fredric the clown....*fredric nods* i agree fredric...i agree....


POOR!


dont by this game


you will be supporting hashish


*stern look*

06/13/2007

Noremac says:  

06/13/2007 Melbourne, Victoria

Noremac says:  

OH MY GOD
ALLLLLLL they have to do is replace 'bug' with:

'FLESH EATING ZOMBIE BASTARDS FROM HELL WHO REALLY WANNA EAT YOUR SOUL, YOUR FAMILIES SOUL AND THE HEART OF YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD'

...and it would be good, a game fit for me, a spartan warrior.
Its like they get halfway through a good game and say, "You know what would be a good idea, if we made this game for sissybag suckass pussies"

06/13/2007 Melbourne, Victoria

syfox133 says:  

OMG! How original.

06/08/2007 In the corner of your eye

knuckles60 says:  

anybody from japan got this game? ohw is it, any australians?
US gamer wants to know...game is coming out and wanting to buy

06/04/2007 Detroit, MI

MrWiiman says:  

Rated M?

05/13/2007 USA

bobbii says:  

Looks great....another form of Resident evil I assumed.

05/08/2007 New South Wales

silverfan1 says:  

.....ok i guess but not 4 me

05/07/2007 UK

MrBlack says:  

ahhh just another one of those games that will end up in the bargain bin i think.

05/05/2007 Melbourne, Victoria

Co7in says:  

If they replaced bug with monkey I'd be interested...

04/28/2007 Sydney

Dante_10 says:  

it looks okay althought the title kinda puts you off

04/24/2007 Sydney, NSW

MrKibbles says:  

Ke-ro said: U gotta be kidding me, Escape from bug Island? It'll probably be like Jarrasic Park except instead of dinosaurs we have bugs. How this is in Best games for Wii i have no idea. Hopefully i will be proven wrong when this game comes out.

04/24/2007 california

LostDjinn says:  

This one just doesn't blow my hair back.I don't know if it's cos the graphics are less then gr8 or if it's the re-hashed story line. Either way, I don't care. I think this is I can do without.

04/23/2007 Melbourne

Ke-ro says:  

U gotta be kidding me, Escape from bug Island? It'll probably be like Jarrasic Park except instead of dinosaurs we have bugs. How this is in Best games for Wii i have no idea. Hopefully i will be proven wrong when this game comes out.

04/23/2007 Perth

slayerxG says:  

they would have to fix the bug problem before they release it tho.

04/21/2007 Coffs Harbour

knightsfan says:  

sweet another too add too me wish list

04/20/2007

jackoltene says:  

i heard this going to be a good game

04/20/2007 sydney

Gnato says:  

hope they fix the reported bugs!

04/20/2007 Adelaide, SA

Mario128 says:  

I like the look of it, killing giant bugs sound fun it doesn't have the best of graphics looking at the sreenshots but graphics arent that important. If this game plays well i might get it!

04/20/2007 Adelaide

kolpol9 says:  

i might actually get this it looks pretty cool

04/20/2007 Victoria,Teesdale

nbo says:  

lol an who ever added it didnt read the desrption they just copyed it from wiki

have been improved, the graphics made smoother and more detailed, and the controls more responsive.[citation needed]

04/20/2007 I am a walking Screaming hell A thing of torture to behold This vivisection Splits my soul A thing of torture to behold

nbo says:  

oh snap i was gona add this lol

04/20/2007 I am a walking Screaming hell A thing of torture to behold This vivisection Splits my soul A thing of torture to behold

kojiro says:  

you're right, hell PS2 graphics. Looks a little like 'rule of rose' on PS2

04/20/2007 Perth, WA

moosechild says:  

the graphics are pretty choppy

04/20/2007 Fairfax, Virginia

Fatman says:  

Eh looks ok

04/20/2007 boulder