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knightsfan
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A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement.
He is so proud of himself, that he starts calling his wife," Mother of Six" in spite of her objections.
One night, they go to a party. The man decides that it is
time
to go home and wants to find out if his wife is ready to
leave aswell. He

shouts at the top of his voice, "Shall we go home Mother of
Six?"

His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion,

shouts right back, "Any time you're ready, Father of Four."
26/10/2007
Mario Kart Wii
phatbass82
Kudos: 14,381
Mates: 352
BURN! Haha. PWNED! Very funny joke, knightsfan.
26/10/2007
Mario and Sonic at the Olympic Games
Gold Coast, Queensland, Australia
Rus_A7
Kudos: 5,728
Mates: 123
I kinda get it. :\ Funny, nonetheless.
26/10/2007
Strong Bad's Cool Game For Attractive People
What ever makes Robtot suffer brings joy to our hearts
iaculch
Kudos: 2,283
Mates: 41
There is a blind man here to see you
A nun in the convent walked into the bathroom where mother superior was taking a shower. "There is a blind man to see you," she says. "Well, if he is a blind man, than it does not matter if I'm in the shower. Send him in."

The blind man walks into the bathroom, and mother superior starts to tell him how much she appreciates him working at the convent for them. She goes on and on and 10 minutes later the man interrupts: "That's nice and all, ma'am, but you can put your clothes on now. Where do you want me to put these blinds?
26/10/2007
Super Smash Bros. Brawl
Sydney, Enfield
grimace
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Mates: 58
Lol at both, but wouldn't he hear the shower running?
26/10/2007
Zack & Wiki: Quest For Barbaros' Treasure
some random suburb in Perth, WA
Gaetano
Kudos: 523
Mates: 30
A grasshopper walks into a bar.

He says to the bartender, "I'd like a drink, please."

The bartender looks at the grasshopper and says "Hey, we have a drink named after you."

The grasshopper replies, "What? David?"

26/10/2007
Melbourne
thetooth
Kudos: 1,051
Mates: 76
ok so thares a business man talking to a indein

the indein asks what do you do with your old newspaper?

the business man says we recycle them and turn them into more newspaper

and so the business man and the indein go on talking about this for a wile until the indein asks

what do you do with your old comdoms

the business man replys what do you think we through them out?

are not us sed the indein we recycle them and turn them into chuing gum..... why do you think we call them riggly's
26/10/2007
Super Mario Galaxy
espionage
Kudos: 82
Mates: 6
My personal favorites:

A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much a beer is. The bartender replies "for you, no charge"

Q: Why did the scarecrow get a Phd?
A: Because he was out-standing in his field!
26/10/2007
fc add me: 4983-6466-9843 Melbourne
iaculch
Kudos: 2,283
Mates: 41
Pretyy good espionage i like double meaning jokes
26/10/2007
Super Smash Bros. Brawl
Sydney, Enfield
Elraro
Kudos: 5,278
Mates: 84

thetooth said: ok so thares a business man talking to a indein

the indein asks what do you do with your old newspaper?

the business man says we recycle them and turn them into more newspaper

and so the business man and the indein go on talking about this for a wile until the indein asks

what do you do with your old comdoms

the business man replys what do you think we through them out?

are not us sed the indein we recycle them and turn them into chuing gum..... why do you think we call them riggly's



...I did not understand a single word you wrote. Was that the joke?
26/10/2007
Guitar Hero III
Back in Sydney. WOOT!
iaculch
Kudos: 2,283
Mates: 41
indein: indian

lets see if I can say it better:


There was a business man talking to and indian, the indian asks:

What do you do with your old newspaper?

The business reply's: we recycle them to make more newspaper

They then go talking about it for a while.

The indian then asks: What do you do with your old condoms (NOT COMDOMS!!!)

The business man replys: What do you think we do? We throw them out...

The indian then said we recycle them and turn them into chewing gum... Why do you think we call them riggly's


two mucc propa grmar!!!!!
26/10/2007
Super Smash Bros. Brawl
Sydney, Enfield
Elraro
Kudos: 5,278
Mates: 84
Thanks for the translation, iaculch.....but it was in vain. The joke lacked epic lulz.
26/10/2007
Guitar Hero III
Back in Sydney. WOOT!
iaculch
Kudos: 2,283
Mates: 41
LOL anything i can do to help I no the joke wasnt as good as mine Nahh mines sucked i jus stole it off somones blog
26/10/2007
Super Smash Bros. Brawl
Sydney, Enfield
Deed
Kudos: 625
Mates: 26
Not bad i like it.
26/10/2007
Melbourne, Victoria
Dark_Mitch
Kudos: 644
Mates: 33
Yuck Joke Of The Day

Whats Red And Hairy??

A Doddle Rash

hahahaha
02/11/2007
Mario and Sonic at the Olympic Games
Sydney , New South Wales
spyke
Kudos: 4,049
Mates: 0
or someone with their periods

...will this post be deleted or not? hmmm
02/11/2007
The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
Top 25 Brawler in [NSW]
MozQitO
Kudos: 1,200
Mates: 68
A rather attractive woman goes up to the register in an upscale hamburger establishment. She gestures alluringly to a large man who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face close to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress is cheek, which is slowly turning a crimson red.
"Are you the owner?" she asks, now softly stroking his face with both hands.

"No" he replies, "I'm just the manager."

"Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she asks, running her hands up beyond his ears and into his hair.

"I''m afraid I can't," breathes the manager clearly aroused. "He's in the back doing taxes right now. Is there anything I can do?"

"Yes, there is. I need you to give him a message."

She continues huskily, popping a couple of fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.

"Tell him" she says "that there is no toilet paper or hand soap in the ladies room."
02/11/2007
Guitar Hero III
Funkaay Town
syfox133
Kudos: 8,105
Mates: 144
I know why Asians are so rich. Cos they always know where the bargains are.
02/11/2007
Metal Slug Anthology
In the corner of your eye
MB0742
Kudos: 3,378
Mates: 806
LOL Very funny
EDIT at ^^ not ^
02/11/2007
Super Mario Galaxy
The computer allows you to make mistakes faster than any other invention, with the possible exception of the handgun
MozQitO
Kudos: 1,200
Mates: 68

syfox133 said: I know why Asians are so rich. Cos they always know where the bargains are.



LOL! yer and theyre stingey with their money!!! (dw im not racist... most of my friends are asian...personal experience... they expect all money back with interest... geez it was only $2)
02/11/2007
Guitar Hero III
Funkaay Town
Lolcakes
Kudos: 259
Mates: 25
I know where knightsfan and MosQuitO got their jokes from, lol.

One word, Google.
02/11/2007
Super Smash Bros. Brawl
Melbourne, Victoria
Djank
Kudos: 1,164
Mates: 36
Adenine walks into a bar and asks for a shot of ribose,

the bar tender replies "that'll be 80p thanks" (ATP)


i made this one up, i know it's bad -

what did the nitrogen cycle take to the Halloween party?

a-Moan-ia

bahaha


EDIT: lol at syfox's joke, haha
02/11/2007
NSW
Rus_A7
Kudos: 5,728
Mates: 123
I am Asian, and I'm not a cheapo. Most racist jokes seem to be bad stereotypes, or just not true at all. :|
02/11/2007
Strong Bad's Cool Game For Attractive People
What ever makes Robtot suffer brings joy to our hearts
spyke
Kudos: 4,049
Mates: 0

Rus_A7 said: I am Asian, and I'm not a cheapo. Most racist jokes seem to be bad stereotypes, or just not true at all. :|

one stereotype which i agree with is that asians cant drive. trust me, just because there may be a few which can doesnt discount the fact.
02/11/2007
The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
Top 25 Brawler in [NSW]
Djank
Kudos: 1,164
Mates: 36
the fact that it's a stereotype is what makes it funny.. it's insulting.. insulting even though it's blatantly untrue.. that's why it's funny, that's why any insulting humour is funny - such is family guy, southpark, the chasers, the office, we can be heroes, summer heights high.. and so on
02/11/2007
NSW
 
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