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knightsfan
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A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blond female
Neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She
Opened it then slammed it shut & stormed back in the house. A little
Later she came out of her house again went to the mail box and again,
Opened it, slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.
As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again,
Marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than
Ever. Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?"

To which she replied, "There certainly is!"

My stupid computer keeps saying, "YOU'VE GOT MAIL!"
18/09/2007
Mario Kart Wii
chucky110
Kudos: 2,197
Mates: 34
um yeah, that's real funny
18/09/2007
Ninja Gaiden
Melbourne, Victoria, MarioKart Code (0087-2690-4577)
dsreaper
Kudos: 5,578
Mates: 150
haha not bad Knightsfan.
I wont be contributing I only know adult jokes...
18/09/2007
Super Mario World
Gold Coast, Queensland
leeman34
Kudos: 12,454
Mates: 452
please if your going to post a joke here keep it clean .
racist ,dirty joke's will be deleted.


edit]
changed it because it seem people dont know what i meant
18/09/2007
Soul Calibur Legends
I am banned for good reason. All hail Guyver
Ferenc
Kudos: 1,135
Mates: 35

mywiisites said: please if your going to post a joke here keep it clean .
racist ,dirty or politically incorrect joke's will be deleted.

what other kind of jokes are left? (joking)
18/09/2007
Super Smash Bros. Brawl
Newfoundland, Canada
dsreaper
Kudos: 5,578
Mates: 150
Define politically incorrect, does that mean anything left wing or a general joke in bad taste?
18/09/2007
Super Mario World
Gold Coast, Queensland
desi
Kudos: 7,599
Mates: 75

dsreaper said: Define politically incorrect, does that mean anything left wing or a general joke in bad taste?


What Mywiisites means is that, if you wouldn't tell this joke to a stranger whom you're trying to impress, it's not approriate here.
18/09/2007
I'm in your profile, deleting your spams for Great Justice.
Gii78
Kudos: 399
Mates: 8
What did Zero say to Eight?

Nice belt!
18/09/2007
Guitar Hero III
melbourne, victoria
Gii78
Kudos: 399
Mates: 8
Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawns were swimming around in the sea - one called Justin and the other called Christian. The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that patrolled the area. Finally, one day during a tropical storm, Justin said to Christian "I'm bored and frustrated at being a prawn, I wish I was a shark - then I wouldn't have any worries about being eaten..." As Justin had his mind firmly on becoming a predator, a flash of lightning hit the water and, lo and behold, Justin turned into a shark. Horrified, Christian immediately swam away, afraid of being eaten by his old mate. Time went on (as it invariably does...) and Justin found himself becoming bored and lonely as a shark. All his old mates simply swam away whenever he came close to them. Justin didn't realise that his new menacing appearance was the cause of his sad plight.
During the next tropical storm, Justin figured that the same lightning force could change him back into a prawn.
Lightning never strikes twice except in stories like these, but while he was thinking of being a prawn again, a flash of lightning struck the water next to Justin and, lo and behold, he turned back into a prawn! With tears of joy in his tiny little eyes, Justin swam back to his friends and bought them all a welcome home party. Looking around the gathering at the reef, he searched for his old pal. "Where's Christian?" he asked.
18/09/2007
Guitar Hero III
melbourne, victoria
Gii78
Kudos: 399
Mates: 8
"He's at home, distraught that his best friend changed sides to the enemy and became a shark" came the reply.
Eager to put things right again and end the mutual pain and torture, he set off to Christian's house. As he opened the coral gate, the memories came flooding back. He banged on the door and shouted, "It's me, Justin, your old friend. Come out and see me again".
Christian replied, "No way, man. You'll eat me. You're a shark, the enemy. I will not be tricked".
Justin cried back "No I'm not. That was the old me. I've changed......... I'm a prawn again Christian...!!!"
18/09/2007
Guitar Hero III
melbourne, victoria
leeman34
Kudos: 12,454
Mates: 452

dsreaper said: Define politically incorrect, does that mean anything left wing or a general joke in bad taste?


it means something which does not meet a standard of political correctness.
eg jokes demeaning certain sexualitys,ways of life,bad taste and so forth.
but i changed my first post i will now just delete a joke you add if i think it will offend someone.

sorry to be a stick in the mud but after the first two joke's put up after mrmordens i thought i should say somthing

edit thanks desi thats exactly what i mean
18/09/2007
Soul Calibur Legends
I am banned for good reason. All hail Guyver
dsreaper
Kudos: 5,578
Mates: 150
that's cool thanks for clearing it up Lee and Desi, Hope you didn't think I was trying to be an a**. I just wanted to clarify what it meant seeing people can have a different opinion on the subject.

Now for a touch of Barrens joke styling:
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

...Don't ban me *looks over shoulder for Marissa*
18/09/2007
Super Mario World
Gold Coast, Queensland
jac33au
Kudos: 4,314
Mates: 124
clients.arranschlosberg.com/

just click it.

(safe for work)
18/09/2007
Wii Fit
Hervey Bay, Queensland
dsreaper
Kudos: 5,578
Mates: 150
ROFLMAO that's one of the funniest things I've seen!
18/09/2007
Super Mario World
Gold Coast, Queensland
jac33au
Kudos: 4,314
Mates: 124

dsreaper said: ROFLMAO that's one of the funniest things I've seen!



Credits go to Stumble! on firefox for that. best web app ever made.
18/09/2007
Wii Fit
Hervey Bay, Queensland
dsreaper
Kudos: 5,578
Mates: 150
Haha you know it...that add on's amazing.
18/09/2007
Super Mario World
Gold Coast, Queensland
Dante_10
Kudos: 9,999
Mates: 643
LMAO that was a good one
18/09/2007
Sydney, NSW
Omi
Kudos: 7,411
Mates: 155
HAHAHA! that's great jac. Ahhh, thanks for that. He will always be funny, kinda like George W Bush...

I can never remember good jokes, I don't think I'll contribute. But keep them coming people!
18/09/2007
Mario Kart Wii
In the vegie patch
LostDjinn
Kudos: 3,219
Mates: 143
Parenting can be difficult, especially in a religious family. That’s why we at F&J are passing along this list to assist you to identify when your Amish teenager is getting into trouble.

1. Sometimes stays in bed until after 5 a.m.

2. In his sock drawer, you find pictures of women without bonnets.

3. Shows up at barn raisings in full “KISS” makeup.

4. He’s wearing his big black hat backwards.

5. His name is Jebediah, but he goes by “Jeb Daddy.”

6. Defiantly says, “If I had a radio, I’d listen to rap.”

7. You come upon his secret stash of colored socks.

8. Uses slang expression, “Talk to the hand, ’cause the beard ain’t listening.”

9. Was recently pulled over for driving under the influence of cottage cheese.

10.When you criticize him, he yells, “Thou sucketh.”
18/09/2007
Right here. What? You can't say I'm not.
syfox133
Kudos: 8,105
Mates: 144
www.jokes2go.com/
this joke is hilarious!
18/09/2007
Metal Slug Anthology
In the corner of your eye
dsreaper
Kudos: 5,578
Mates: 150
lol nice
18/09/2007
Super Mario World
Gold Coast, Queensland
IAMColonel
Kudos: 760
Mates: 63
The Shiny-Walled Box Thingie
An Amish boy and his father were visiting a nearby mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny silver walls that moved apart and back together again by themselves.
The lad asked, "What is this, father?"

The father, having never seen an elevator, responded, "I have no idea what it is."

While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed, an old lady in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched as small circles lit up above the walls.

The walls opened up again and a beautiful twenty-four-year-old woman stepped out.

The father looked at his son anxiously and said, "Go get your mother."

hehe
18/09/2007
Melbourne
cmpa1970
Kudos: 9,219
Mates: 2445
what do you tell a girl with two black eyes? (waving fist).... nothing! you've already told her twice! hehehe.....
18/09/2007
Super Smash Bros. Brawl
Sydney, NSW
syfox133
Kudos: 8,105
Mates: 144
ha. funny cmpa
18/09/2007
Metal Slug Anthology
In the corner of your eye
Version2
Kudos: 6,789
Mates: 126
www.comedycentral.com/

Good website. Some funny jokes, some racist jokes, some sexual jokes, some offensive jokes. Go on if you're not going to be offended, if you go on and you are offended, it's you own fault. Just a little disclaimer (can't be to safe).
18/09/2007
Super Smash Bros. Brawl
Reality is just a virtual concept
 
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