You're so caring and sharing that you have the urge to adopt other state's cities as you own. (Come 'ere Broken Hill, let's hug.)
You will never forgive Melbourne for stealing our Grand Prix. Never.
You know how 'dance', 'pool', 'castle' and 'graph' are SUPPOSED to be pronounced.
You get offended when people from Western Australia call SA part of the "East Coast".
You insist on calling AMII Stadium, "Footy Park".
You say a Pie Floater tastes great just to maintain your street cred.
You consider Coopers to be a food group.
Your timezone isn't good enough for us.
While half of our state is uninhabitable, you know that it's still the greatest.
You think the 'Tiser has no journalistic integrity whatsoever.... and yet you still read it every day.
Don't believe the rumours. I live in South Australia and have never been murdered once.
You vote for Mike Rann in every state election, mainly because you can't remember the other guy's name.
You know there's more than one way to have a good time in Hindley Street.
The Superjesus is your favourite band.
One word: Haighs
No thanks, I shop at Big Star.
The Barossa is for Lovers.
You know that Victor Harbor is the only place to be for Schoolies.
France imports our wine. How 'bout them apples?
24/05/2007
I am a walking Screaming hell A thing of torture to behold This vivisection Splits my soul A thing of torture to behold