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After getting my Wii home yesterday evening and playing it for like 5 hrs (incidentally if you’re still looking Myers Sydney have a mother load of them). I discovered some advertising concepts Nintendo didn't come up with.

1. Wii, the console that will help your find yourself, and every single muscle in your body you forgot you had.

2. Wii, it'll make your regret every smoking...

3. Wii, 2hrs a day and you might actually have a chance with the Wii Girl...

4. Wii, who needs fresh air?

5. Wii, we have shares in most carpet manufacturers...

Just a few random thoughts, I luv my Wii!!!

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Will (8288 0609 8364 3802)
w8288060983643802@wii.com

12/01/2007

Marrickville, NSW

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bernbaum says:

willw_oz said:

4. Wii, who needs fresh air?

"Why not take a break and press + ?"

Hah! Take a break ? Never...

Congratulations on your new acquisition.

12/01/2007

Brisbania

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knightsfan says:

. wii remove the need for the gym
thought of a line about playing with your wii but ill leave that alone

12/01/2007

Mario Kart Wii

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sil says:

"Everybody needs to Wii"

12/01/2007

Metroid Prime 3: Corruption

Melbourne, Victoria

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Dante_10 says:

bernbaum said:
willw_oz said:

4. Wii, who needs fresh air?

"Why not take a break and press + ?"

Hah! Take a break ? Never...

Congratulations on your new acquisition.

lol yeha thats really annoying it keeps poping up everytime i play wii sports

12/01/2007

Sydney, NSW

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hcrel says:

6. Wii, we also have shares in a plasterboard factory...

i have almost put my wii-mote through the wall about 10 times, and i only got my wii yesterday...

12/01/2007

brisbane

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Avenger says:

STOP LETTING GO OF YOUR REMOTES XD

12/01/2007

Melbourne, VIC

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Seabiscuit says:

Chicks dig wii's

12/01/2007

Sydney

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Toma says:

So much fun you'll Wii yourself!

12/01/2007

Perth

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BeNo29 says:

Nintendo Wii
Now women can Wii standing up too

12/01/2007

Melbourne, Victoria

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bernbaum says:

BeNo29 said: Nintendo Wii
Now women can Wii standing up too

I'd been getting a little tired of the "Its name means Urine!" jokes. But my faith has been renewed, BeNo.

12/01/2007

Brisbania

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Toma says:

Lol.

12/01/2007

Perth

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Razarelie says:

BeNo29 said: Nintendo Wii
Now women can Wii standing up too

That is ****ing gold! God damn it, thats mad, I am just going to sit here for the rest of the day and say it to myself every 15minutes

12/01/2007

Melbourne, Victoria

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BeNo29 says:

lol thanks, just popped into my head

12/01/2007

Melbourne, Victoria

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bernbaum says:

I wonder if they'll ever release a yellow Wii ?

12/01/2007

Brisbania

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hcrel says:

Avenger said: STOP LETTING GO OF YOUR REMOTES XD

i did'nt let go of it, it was still in my hand...

:P

12/01/2007

brisbane

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Seabiscuit says:

and make it waterproof

12/01/2007

Sydney

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hcrel says:

Nintendo Wii: Mark your Territory...

12/01/2007

brisbane

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Seabiscuit says:

Nintendo wii: Flush the competition...

12/01/2007

Sydney

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deltron_0 says:

Even your parents will ove playing with your wii

12/01/2007

Super Mario Bros. 3

Adelaide

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Diabollus says:

BeNo29 said: Nintendo Wii
Now women can Wii standing up too

Yep, got my vote on this one too mate. Funniest thing I've read all day.

12/01/2007

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BeNo29 says:

check this out
img50.imageshack.us/

12/01/2007

Melbourne, Victoria

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BeNo29 says:

Xbox 360 vs PS3 whoever loses Wii Win

12/01/2007

Melbourne, Victoria

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Dante_10 says:

Avenger said: STOP LETTING GO OF YOUR REMOTES XD

ZOMG I COULDNT AGREE MORE ... ive swang the wii mote so hard and yet ive never had a proplem with it and all the people i know whove had thier wii motes threw thier tv said that they swang it so hard that they accidently let go ... see the force of the wii mote when its released cuases the strap to pull back thus the wii mote pushes forward which will cause a detachment from the strap to the wii mote .... lol in english it just goes through your damn tv

12/01/2007

Sydney, NSW

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Sinn320 says:

BeNo29 said: check this out
<a target="_blank" href="http://img50.imageshack.us/img50/2118/wee8lb.jpg

">img50.imageshack.us/</a>

that was actually not funny at all. i kinda feel sorry for whoever made that, cause they obviously have no sense of humour. seriously.

12/01/2007

Gong, NSW

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