Lukitu from Super Mario Kart - easily
I would be first by a good straight before falling off a cliff or into the lava. He would pick me up, hold onto me for about an hour before placing me a mile back.
All I could do was swear and scream in frustration as the giant 1 beside my name quickly wittled its way down to a 6 or 7 and I had to restart the level.
I hated him so bad I used to replay levels in Super Mario World over and over again where I could whoop his ass.
10/05/2007
Mario Kart Wii
Diff room to my wii. I can't wii and chat at same time.